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“One time, I actually got mad enough and said a cuss word, and I thought God was gonna strike me dead where I stood. But he ain’t done it yet, so I think he’s just gonna wait ‘til I’ve forgot.”

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Tagged By: @badassdorkaudrey Tagging: @starfirechan @punsandtofu @blackfiire and anyone else who wants to do this Do their bra and panties match consistently? Yes | No | Not applicable Do they wash their makeup off before going to bed? Yes | No | Not applicable Do they wear socks? Yes | No What do they usually wear to bed? Nothing | Undergarments | Pajamas | Whatever they were wearing that day | Tomorrow’s clothes Are they – Fashion over function | Function over fashion | Trendy Their clothes are usually – Stained | Raggedy | Like new | Well worn | Depends on the clothing FINANCES? LET’S SEE How do they handle their money? Blows through the entire paycheck | Sets some money aside, spends the rest as needed over time | Holds onto it as long as possible, spending here and there | Spends freely | Lives past their means How do they handle their bills? Sets aside bill money each cheque | Pays them right away | Pays them last minute | They’re frequently overdue What are they most likely to buy? Food | Clothes | Statues | Paintings | Hobby supplies | Work supplies | Trinkets | Movies | Games | Spend it on others | Charity| Books | Alcohol | Drugs | Technology AN APPLE A DAY How often do they get exercise? Frequently  | Occasionally | Never Do they drink? Always | Often | Occasionally | On rare occasions | Never Do they do drugs of any kind? Yes | Sometimes (In another verse and rarely but the legal ones)| No Do they smoke? Yes | Sometimes | No What ailments do they have? Blind | Deaf | Physical handicap | Bipolar | DID  | Gender dysphoria | Depression |Anxiety | Paranoia | Learning disability | Asthma | Food allergies | Other allergies | Insomnia | Migraines | Mute | Epilepsy EDUCATION MATTERS What education have they reached? None | Elementary/Primary |Middle/Secondary| High/Tertiary | College, bachelors | College, masters | GDA | ‘Workforce training’ | PhD | Other Do they frequently learn new skills? Yes | On occasion | Only as needed | Not usually How do they learn best? Visually | By ear | Hands-on | Logically | Socially | On their own

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Reunions- Investigating

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Alice was told not to go anywhere alone, but it was much more important that she leave someone to watch Tetch. She wouldn’t drag her brother back into the situation to drive around with her after what happened the day before, and she wasn’t sure she could explain what was happening to her friends. She would eventually, of course, she just didn’t know how yet.

She considered going to her support group, asking if they’d seen anyone suspicious around.. But that was only maybe a once a week location for her. It would be a lot harder for her to find someone out of place in a location she didn’t spend a lot of time. No, she had to first check with somewhere she went on a near daily basis. 

Alice’s car rolled up into the local Gym’s parking lot, finding a spot as close to the door as possible. She got out, looking around  warily before she pulled open the heavy glass door. Let’s see.. She needed an employee. Someone who would have noticed anything odd, or anyone out of place.

It didn’t take her long wandering around to find the ginger haired woman. She inhaled, putting on the best impression of a person with nothing crazy happening in their lives that she could manage and approached.

“Hello! Audrey right?” Alice smiled politely, gripping the shoulder strap of her purse. “I hope this isn’t a bad time. Do you have a minute?”

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It wasn’t overly common to find Alice at the gym during the week. Usually her time there was reserved for the weekends or if she could find time in her schedule. In fact, any exercise she usually did was done from home. But with all the rain that had found Gotham lately, she’d not been able to do her daily and nightly runs with her dog so she had to settle for the gym treadmill.

With her headphones in her ears Alice’s feat pounded against the rubber and plastic belt under her feet.  She was all but completely spaced out, lost in thoughts, when her water bottle bounced out of it’s holder and dropped onto the treadmill. She couldn’t catch it and managed to lift herself up by grabbing the rails along side to hop up and set her feet off to the side of the speeding belt.

“Watch out!” She called to anyone who might be behind her as the bottle shot off the belt and into the room behind her.

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Commission for @badassdorkaudrey !

Muscles and freckles. What a combo.