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Oh hey Blondie! Couldn't find ya yesterday, but I gotchya a little somethin'!

Vogal? Oh, you did not have to! But thank you, nonetheless.

“do i look like a pillow to you?”

Ja. You do.

"is that your hand on my leg?"

No but it might be my fist in your face if you do not move away.

badassgermanic replied to your post:It’s nice when people don’t have sticks in their... [just] [flips him off]

[Shrugs]

badassgermanic replied to your post:[screech] Who the fuck put my mug on the top shelf...

[loud OOPS in background]

[loud screeching] You don’t understand how fucking short I am do you-

badassgermanic replied to your post:[Is it as impressive if I drank the same amount... Nope.

[Does the gross thing when you burp and blow it in someone's face] Well then

badassgermanic replied to your post:… [there are now 45 empty beer glasses surrounding...

[a challenger has arrived] ….. I could top that.

[narrows smol eyes]

Name your poison.

Dude you wanna chill out? What the fuck d'ya think yer doin!?!

Preventing a fate worse than death. [one hand drops to his holster as he tries to push past her]

#badassgermanic