Everything You Can Imagine Is Real

Klaus Schäfer || 14 || Anti-Hero || Picasso

[the-ink-loons-daughter]

[aestheticschaos]

The Artist aesthetic

requested by anon

[paintedbraids]

Klaus guess what I killed a man!

[there’s a brief moment of confusion and horror before he realizes oh yes, his friend is a villain] [this is his job]

Congrats..?

[paintedbraids]

partofthegrid:

[rolls his eyes] Of course I’m careful. I can’t have them finding me.

Ok ok don’t get your cord in a twist, I was just checking. [sticks his tongue out at him] 

[paintedbraids]

Seen anything particularly weird today?

[no hesitation at all with a completely straight face]

I saw flying dildos.

[paintedbraids]

maducfantom:

[frowns] What’s that mean? I go out plenty for my day job.

What do you want? I might actually eat a little this time.

I mean like, as Fantom. Or at least I didn’t think you were super active still. [he stays in his room a lot ok]

Well if you’re going to eat something I say you pick. I’m up for anything to be honest. 

[paintedbraids]

Klaus guess what I killed a man!

[there’s a brief moment of confusion and horror before he realizes oh yes, his friend is a villain] [this is his job]

Congrats..?

[paintedbraids]

partofthegrid:

[shrugs] They needed in, so I offered. It was super easy.

Just make sure you’re being careful. [huffs]

[paintedbraids]

Seen anything particularly weird today?

[no hesitation at all with a completely straight face]

I saw flying dildos.

[paintedbraids]

maducfantom:

Ehhh… [waves a hand] Not as well as I think it could have been, but it’s just a fucked up situation. I’m still not entirely sure of what all is going on. But being out there and doing all that was fun as fuck. I had a blast.

You hungry? We can go get dinner. But…somewhere very far.

The whole thing is just confusing, that’s one of the reasons I opted to stay out of it. That and I’m not much help. I’m glad you had fun though, you don’t go out a lot anymore. 

Please, I havn’t eaten all day. 

[paintedbraids]

Seen anything particularly weird today?

[no hesitation at all with a completely straight face]

I saw flying dildos.

[maducfantom]

That’s the first thing you ask about and not the school buses.

They were a gift so I decided to put them to better use and try to fuck up any progress on that weird ass temple thing.

[paintedbraids]

[laughs a bit] The buses were impressive, but not all that weird compared to the circumstances and the flying dildos. 

How’d it all go? 

[paintedbraids]

Klaus guess what I killed a man!

[there’s a brief moment of confusion and horror before he realizes oh yes, his friend is a villain] [this is his job]

Congrats..?

[paintedbraids]

partofthegrid:

Well, yeah.

But we needed the stardust. Besides, I’ve done it before plenty of times. 

We did need the stardust.. but I can’t believe you hacked into the pentagon. Again. 

[paintedbraids]

Seen anything particularly weird today?

[no hesitation at all with a completely straight face]

I saw flying dildos.

[paintedbraids]

Klaus guess what I killed a man!

[there’s a brief moment of confusion and horror before he realizes oh yes, his friend is a villain] [this is his job]

Congrats..?

[partofthegrid-blog]

I mean, technically it was a jelly monster thing, but I still killed it.

Also I hacked into the Pentagon.

[paintedbraids]

Good job, anyway. [takes a sip of his water]

[and sputters] whA-?! Orjan you can’t hack into the pentagon! Isn’t that super illegal??

[paintedbraids]

Klaus guess what I killed a man!

[there's a brief moment of confusion and horror before he realizes oh yes, his friend is a villain] [this is his job] Congrats..?

[paintedbraids]

step one: give art materials of choice step two: make art step three: profit???

That’s... actually really good omfg

Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

[shitaphkugelmugeldoes]

SHIT APH KUGELMUGEL DOES #20

dresses like a pretentious hipster

[paintedbraids]

quantum-flavor-dynamics:

I’m Rudolf, good to meetcha Klaus. What do you do around here most of the time?

I usually just stay in my room and paint. [what a boring teen]

What about you?

[paintedbraids]

quantum-flavor-dynamics:

[He doesn’t stop fingergunning] I dunno, seems to me like he’s the sort that would lend my puns an ear. 

[Giggles] Your reactions are priceless! What’s your name again?

You truly are a villain. [stares]

[huffs after a moment] Klaus. what’s yours?

[paintedbraids]

quantum-flavor-dynamics:

[Shrugs] That’s pretty cool too, although I think we should all be villains and just have a good time. 

[wry smile] Was it an art museum? Because if it was, they would have to have their Van Gogh fast to outrun you [More fingerguns] 

I’m not one for violence or chaos. 

[g r o a n s] Please don’t deface Van Gogh he had a tough life, let him be.