#badbookblurbs

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Broken Angles - One woman's acute descent into a hell of bad geometry

Broken Angles by Graham Masterton - One woman's acute descent into a hell of bad geometry. Isn't Ireland lovely? Doesn't she fill those jeans?

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The Husband's Secret - with real book blurbs this bad, who needs Bad Book Blurbs?

The Husband's Secret by Liane Moriarty. Seriously, I do this for fun. Who approved this nonsense? I mean if I reviewed this book and said "this book is literally a bag of steaming faeces", what would you think? And yes, I know it is literally correct, according to the OED - I just don't care.

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Never Go Back - Jack Reacher is so tough he disobeys the title right on the cover

Never Go Back by Lee Child - Jack Reacher is so tough he disobeys the title right on the cover. I mean, it says it right there in huge floating white letters.

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Here's a quick look at the books we blurbed badly in June. Drop us a line here on http://badbookblurbs.tumblr.com/ to see what we're working on now, on Twitter @badbookblurbs or else head over to YouTube and give us some likes and shares.

The music is Party Boys' House of Books from their album, pleonasm mix - http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Par...

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The Pilars of The Earth - a powerful tale of many Hispanic ladies building a church

The Pilars of The Earth - a powerful tale of many Hispanic ladies building a church. #bookswithalettermissing

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