The Witcher, HPHM, Jojo and Love(?)
i’m recently posting tons of stuff related to The Witcher...even if mainly this blog should about HPHM...(i’m addicted to The Witcher...it’s like HP but with adults and nsfw and less scary/morally ambiguous XD...because at least in the witcher are all adults...when they do something evil or morally grey...in HP are all teenagers...kinda more depressing ç_ç)
So...we’re going to sixth year and the maybe-option to have dates with characters, so i’ll write a list of characters and reasons why my MC likes them or in which ways he likes them(spoiler alert, i may made some references to other fandoms)[also:I’ll take no responsibility if my opinions offend you (drink a chamomile]
Rowan: Bromance, kinda like Josuke and Koichi(Josuke is a good fighter and Koichi has a good brain/common-sense) kind of friendship
Ben: Friends but not soo close(atm), kinda “we’re both enjoy the artifact room and depression”
Bill: Nice guy...i’m happy to never see him again(so he can achieve his true destiny: get married to Fleur xD)
Barnaby: Brotp, both likes creatures and beast but David(MC) is basically an hunter/witcher(loves to fight big creatures and beasts) and Barbaby just loves to pet them all
Charlie: [Like Barbaby] + Gingerhead Duo(basically twins) + Keeper and Seeker Duo
Diego: Geralt and Dangelion in the Harry Potter or like Joseph Joestar and Caesar(without Caesar’s death ç_ç SHIZAAAA! i have constant flashback of that moment in Jjba ç_ç), which is awesome, one gets the girls and the other gets a wife.
Jae Kim: We don’t know him enough but kinda feels like Geralt and Zoltan: one of them is in trouble and the other one enjoys watching/partecipating in the problem-solving
Merula: People who ships this abomination are disgusting...a bully, racist, constantly in a bad mood, with more flaws that virtues, She is not girlfriend material...and i have to say sorry to Yennefer because i was thinking almost the same things about her...but no Yennefer is just too perfect, she is snob(a little) but she shows a soft-side that is...WOW...meanwhile Merula: tries to kill us twice, is racist and bully to Ben, tries to steal stuff to our friends, she throws tantrums when she doesn’t get what she wants...her only virtue is the alternative-style(she looks good but in a unusual way)...i hope for some decent redemption arc...but she will never be more than a rival with teasing and joking to each other...never girlfriend material, not for my standards nor for David's
Penny: Kinda gives me the feel that she is like Holly Joestar and Papa Kujo(Jotaro’s father), or like Geralt and Triss, she is nice, happy, always ready to share a laugh, but she has something from Yennefer. Even with a couple of bad moments, to me, she and David/MC are perfect together.
Tonks: They may be a nice pairing, but David seek for someone more to relax with...at the moment Tonks is too chaotic for even the idea of dating, that aside the jokinly flirt to each other...also i headcanon that she knows about Penny and MC’s crush for each other and she is just there enjoying the views. (also i love Remadora, because fuck Wolfstar and not because i’m straight and demi-sexual but because to me Wolfstar is veeery overrated) kinda feel like Spiderman and Deadpool when they joke with each other
Tulips: Not much about her, i would want to learn more about her personality, jokes and pranks aside...so i don’t have really an opinion about her
Lizard/Liz: Same like Tulip(i want to learn more about her before expressing a full opinion),She is vegetarian(uncompatible with my MC’s culture based on hunting and eating meat in a demi-religious way) also she is too much interested in creatures to me she is Ace but Romantic...she just prefers to focus on other things...also GROSS!(because in one of my headcanons she’ll be MC’s step-sister, but i can confirm it because i don’t know enough about her family...)
Badea: We know that she loves art, spell-making and she has a muggle mother interested in tecnology and modern stuff...(she basically on a contest in “who will be MC’s step-sister?” because her mother) so...meh she seems a sweetheart though.
Chiara: The second end-game to me, she knows pain and suffering because she is a werewolf, she is a sweetheart...we don’t know enough stuff about her...but i like her...kinda feel that her and David may be a nice ship(but JaexChiara seems more interesting at the moment), like Geralt and Shani in Heart of Stone DLC.
and that’s the end folks...have a good day
