#badnessthehuman

[askaceattorney]

(Previous Letter)

Dear Badness the Human,

I’m sorry to hear that.  We’ll see to it that he faces justice.

-Phoenix Wright

[askaceattorney]

(Link in Letter)

Dear Badness the Human,

I had my own blog?  I don’t remember making one of those.  Was I writing all that in my sleep or something?  Your guess is as good as mine on what made me stop.

I never knew so many people cared about little ol’ me!  What’d I do to gain so many fans, besides being so adorable?

-Cammy Meele

[askaceattorney]

Dear Badness,

That shouldn’t be too hard. I just have to think about...

(I wonder if I should get a cat. Maybe a nice calico would help me deal with the insanity of this office.)

-Apollo Justice

[askaceattorney]

(Previous Letter)

(Video in Letter -- Epilepsy and Partial Nudity Warning)

Dear BadnesstheHuman,

You’re not going to send me each line of the song, are you?

-Lauren Paups

[askaceattorney]

Dear BadnesstheHuman,

To be frank, I find Wright’s disbarment simply outrageous.  To think that a lawyer of his reputation could be stripped of his badge after one minor slip-up is simply unthinkable!  What sort of court system is this?

(One that’s incredibly easy to exploit, at the very least...)

As for his client, I could not care less about what happens to him.  Whether he is truly guilty or not, his little disappearing act was the most cowardly thing he could’ve done.

(A mistake he shall deeply regret should we ever see each other again...)

-Kristoph Gavin

[askaceattorney]

Dear AnthonyDeadman,

Co-Mod: I actually never heard of Fate/Grand Order before those letters started being sent.  I haven’t had the chance to explore it in-depth, but so far I’ve found the characters (or at least the sender’s portrayal of them) to be quite intriguing.  That sounds a lot like the characters from another game I love, in fact.  What’s it called again...?

Anyway, I’m glad you and others have enjoyed the FGO character letters, and I’m with you on the idea of the sender starting an ask blog of their own if they can.  You do a good job bringing them to life, whoever you are.

Dear Anonymous,

Co-Mod: Thanks!  I personally don’t mind answering letters from the same person, but I do recommend sending no more than three per day.  I know it’s tempting to get in as many letters as you can while they’re still in your head, but please don’t forget to be fair to your fellow letter writers.

Also, as I’ve mentioned in the past, letters that ask the same question to multiple characters will be deleted past the third one.  Be sure to spread them out if you want them answered.

The Mod: Co-Mod got it. It’s sort of an unwritten rule, actually. Feel free to write in as much as you like, but leave some space between your letters. Give other people a turn. Pretend it’s arcade etiquette of the 90′s.  On a related note, if you want multiple characters answering the same letter, that’s fine, but pick a handful and stop there. After a while it just becomes spam. It all comes down to imagining what you’d like to see from other people. You want to see your letters answered and you don’t want to see the same letter repeatedly. Let everybody play!

Dear chanto-love,

The Mod: I had a couple in my heyday; one for Rhoda Teneiro and one for Luke Atmey. I just got enough letters for them to fill an entire day, so I just made small events out of them.  As for waves of popularity, I don’t recall anything too substantial. The main cast members tend to get more mail, obviously, but side characters are peppered in all over the place.

Co-Mod: I remember that happening once with Vera Misham.  There was also a string of letters to various PLvsAA characters (even one that was removed from the game).  It’s fun to let one character have the stage for a while, but again, please keep your fellow writers in mind.

Dear Anonymous,

Co-Mod: Nope, it’s just a matter of time (in fact, your letters should be posted by the time this is).  As I’m typing this, there are 1050 letters in the queue, so it takes about a month for a letter to reach the bottom and get posted.  I happen to like fan art, by the way, so thanks for sharing it!

(Previous Letter)

Dear Anonymous,

Co-Mod: I don’t, sorry to say.  I assumed it was made by the sender, and that they made it by turning his evil grin upside-down.  As someone who knows how tough sprite edits can be, I have to say nice job to whoever made it.

Dear Beholder,

Co-Mod: I’m in full agreement, except for the part about making Redd White look smart.  He has them both topped in the narcissism category, but I’d say Redd takes the stupidity cake by far.

I also agree that L’Belle’s plan was flawed at best, but I imagine he spent more time making his precious hair dye than plotting out an effective murder/framing/theft scheme.  Speaking of which, that had to be his dumbest decision -- going through that whole mess instead of thinking for one second about SELLING THE FLIPPIN’ HAIR DYE!  That might’ve easily made a huge dent in his debt, but thanks to his narcissism, we’ll never know.

Dear skibot99,

Co-Mod: I’m slowly going stir crazy, but other than that, I’m staying healthy.  I hope the same can be said for as many of you as possible.  As for April Fools’ Day, I’m typing this about 30 minutes before the event started, so there you go.

Mod Kristoph: As a college student, this feels like an extended vacation that somehow doesn’t feel like a vacation. Still, it isn’t hard for me since I’m an introvert.

Dear Inferno,

Co-Mod: No need to apologize -- I can’t blame you for wanting to send a bunch of letters during that event (I even sent one myself), but I still had to follow my self-imposed rule of not answering more than three of the same question.

Dear ajanisapprentice,

Co-Mod: There are times when I get a little fed up with certain types of questions, but I don’t mind dealing with them to get to the fun ones.  I don’t get tired of the antics, considering how many I’ve pulled in the past.

(DANG it, should’ve seen this coming...)

(Previous Letter)

Dear BadnesstheHuman,

Co-Mod: Thanks for letting us know!  You can resubmit the letter if you want, otherwise I’ll just leave it alone.  I’m just glad you've been able to find some joy when you needed it here.  It makes me feel like this blog is more than just a hobby for me.  I’ll give it my best shot!

Dear Anthony,

Co-Mod: Sorry you weren’t able to send that, but here’s this as consolation:

That’s pretty much the face I made when I read that idea.

Dear skibot99 again,

Co-Mod: Thanks a bunch!  This idea was mine, but we usually brainstorm about what we want to do for holidays.  I’m glad this one worked out, because I was a little afraid it would result into a tidal wave of extra letters, and...well, it did, but at least it was a manageable one.  Thanks for your help with them, Mods!

Apologies to everyone who has “Popipo” stuck in their head, by the way.

-The Mods

[askaceattorney]

Dear BadnesstheHuman,

That assumes the claim that “all rules have exceptions” is true, doesn’t it?  I’ve always believed there were some rules that don’t have exceptions, like treating others the way you want to be treated.  I can’t think of any scenario where that rule wouldn’t apply, can you?

-Phoenix Wright

[askaceattorney]

Dear BadnesstheHuman,

Such a piercing question to lead with...  Could they be interested in you, Lauren?  Or is it just your heart deceiving you again?  You’ve got to respond, quick!

...I don’t know.

-Lauren Paups