Dec 3, 2015
Teacher: We're going to learn about natural fertilisers today!
Student one: (to student two) psst, this is going to be a LOT of shit.
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Teacher: We're going to learn about natural fertilisers today!
Student one: (to student two) psst, this is going to be a LOT of shit.
Teacher:Do you know the names of the metalloids in the periodic table?
Student:Si
How do you freak out a scientist?
Tell them " Iodine, Copper, Phosphorous "
Bad Science Puns
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission chips.
(Sorry, we couldn't resist posting this after spotting it on the Internet today!)