who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”
Feed Me The Pain Salt
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who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”
Feed Me The Pain Salt
They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.
This is respectable meme usage
One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad
He’s getting his groove on (full version) 🎵
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Damn girl, are you in the Electrochemical Series? Because I'm Oxidation and I'll remove your negative energy.
There have been a lot of reactions to this tumblr recently To list a few: Redox Metallic Bonding Equilibrium Endothermic
Student 1: is the new chemistry teacher nice?
Student 2: Hell no. She's like sodium in water; explosive.
Teacher: We're going to learn about natural fertilisers today!
Student one: (to student two) psst, this is going to be a LOT of shit.
science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill
Teacher:Do you know the names of the metalloids in the periodic table?
Student:Si
How do you freak out a scientist?
Tell them " Iodine, Copper, Phosphorous "
if you seriously thought that chemistry cat wouldn't be on here then you're 100% wrong you dingus
Tell a chemistry joke please
two chemists walk into a bar. they exchange glances and right away the bartender knows where this is going. one chemist clears his throat and begins to order a “glass of h2o” while the other sits quietly, almost trembling with anticipation. the first chemist completes his order and the second opens his mouth to hit the h2o2 punchline, but before he can, his head explodes in a mass of red.
the first chemist blinks with surprise as blood, brain and skull fragments splatter all over his pristine white coat and the counter. after a stunned moment of silence, a woman screams and all hell breaks loose. the patrons begin knocking one another in a mad dash to the door as the chemists body slumps off the stool and slides to the floor. the first chemist is still too stunned to speak.
on the roof of the building across the street, the sniper racks the bolt back and sends the spent case flying as another one takes its place. exhaling, he steadies the crosshairs directly on the head of the only chemist still breathing. the bar is empty now, save for the bartender who’s been watching the scene without a word.
with wide eyes, the chemist raises his head to face the man behind the counter, only to find him staring intently at the window. he too looks behind him to the panes of glass, only to squint as the laser flits across his eyes.
"it’s nothing personal," says the bartender. "strictly business."
the chemist whirls around just in time to see the him dip his head in a curt nod. across the street, the sniper recognizes the signal and pulls the trigger without a moments hesitation, watching dark red fill his scope for the second time that day. raising his head, he pushes himself out of prone and stretches until he feels his phone vibrate. pulling it out of his pocket, he flips it open.
"what do you want me to do with them?"
he walks to the edge and looks down at the broken window of the bar below.
"barium."
How did I not think of this
What did NH3 say to the other NH3 during intercourse?
"Does it turn you on when Ammonia ear?"
"The name's Bond.
Chemical Bond."
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