#badwolfonthebay

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badwolfonthebay

Go somewhere else and get it cut again, it'll be shorter but it might look better and you might like it more

The only way to go shorter is to get a 'boy' haircut and I really don't think I'm brave enough for that. 

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If the world was a pizza, what kind of topping would you be?

I do not know. I just wanna say prosciutto because I’m Italian and that’s a popular topping that I find delicious, but isn’t to everyone’s tastes.

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If you had to live in a fictional universe, which one would you choose?

Harry Potter verse

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If all of the (current movie verse) avengers as well as other people involved with them were somehow body swapped, what do you think would be the most hazardous swap? Most entertaining?

Most hazardous would be Steve and Tony because Steve doesn’t know how to work the suit, and Tony doesn’t know how to control that strength.

or 

Bruce and Clint because Bruce doesn’t know how to shoot and Clint hasn’t exactly ever been a rage monster.

Most hilarious would be Clint and Nat because Clint would just be like “wooaahhh boobs!” and that would be great

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If Sherlock is the head and John is the heart, who would be the lungs, liver, Ect...?

Liver: Molly Hooper. Because she keeps working and doing what she has to do, despite all of the shit Sherlock puts her through. 

Stomach (??): Mrs. Hudson. She still brings Sherlock and John tea despite the body parts in the fridge. And she handled those agents like a badass.

Intestines (???): Lestrade. Not someone who Sherlock thinks about as particularly important or intelligent, but is incredibly important in the scheme of things, and an absolutely necessary part of everything.

Kidneys (??): Mycroft. Because you don’t remember you need one until it starts failing.Your kidneys will always tell you if something is wrong, will always let you know that you’re diet is bad, or your liver is failing, but no one ever listens to them until it’s too late. 

Blader (??): Donovan: Something that you need, but don’t necessarily want. You wish you didn’t get awful cramps when you have to pee really bad, but something has gotta remind you to do it.

Rectum(??): Anderson because I’m 99999% sure that’s what Sherlock sees him as. Something that can be useful on occasion, but usually is just full of shit.

Lungs: Irene or Mycroft.

Mycroft: controls the “breathing” of England and really, anyone he pleases.

Irene: controls the “breathing” of the country through blackmail

I don’t know how many of these I’m supposed to do??

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If I were to fill your dorm room with bunnies, what color fur would you prefer them all to have?

Oreo colored. Now come across the country and live with me in this new, bunny filled room

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If Sherlock and Tony got in an argument, who would win and why?

I have no idea. They’re both very large children. I feel like it would be Sherlock, because he’s less likely to start an argument he didn’t know he could win. Tony likes to argue drunk and irrational.

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What's your OTP of OTPs?

…..holmescest.