#bae tag

[sanguineterrain]

hi ummm is this 911? yeah im a princess from the beautiful isle of nueva york. and i kindaaaa need a beautiful vigilante girl with muscular arms to come save me cause i've been kidnapped. i know it's the fifth time this month but it's urgent. please respond ^___^

You've been calling a lot... every beautiful vigilante girl we've dispatched ends up disappearing..... are you kidnapping them and keeping them in your basement or something? I suppose we can send someone out but this is the last time! There's a beefy girl shortage in beautiful Nueva York

[partiallyderived]

phanbin as prem from vivah.

dor is his poonam.

tumne bola, "aag lagado."

maine literally le liya?

[koffinrott]

I haven't proclaimed my love for my bestie in public in a while, so, here we go.

I literally will never love anyone as much as I love @plumpcarrot who is my best friend, ride or die, soul mate. I adore her. She can do no wrong, and no I will not take criticism. Literally, I could not love her more if I tried. I would die for this woman. I would kill for this woman. I would kill and die for this woman. I love her. I love her. I love her.

[plumpcarrot]

My Carmen 🔪 and the bae @ragingstinkingrottengay’s Cernunnos 🦌

[underpassgraffiti]

our cat is obsessed with trying to eat chocolate what the fuck oliver

@bievanbuckleys

[gaaraist]

life accomplishments: first of my tumblr mutuals to get a bi boyfriend

[renoftheshadows]

My partner, after finding a warrior nun show on Netflix: Americans are very obsessed with the whole demon hunting thing. Especially when it's a hot chick doing the hunting.

Me: someone needs to psychoanalyze that. there's something going on with that.

[ficwitch]

I’M MARRIED YO