ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟʙᴏɴᴏ ᴏꜰ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ᴀꜱᴛᴏɴɪꜱʜᴍᴇɴᴛ
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟʙᴏɴᴏ ᴏꜰ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ᴀꜱᴛᴏɴɪꜱʜᴍᴇɴᴛ
HAHAHAHA anyway in honor of that happy episode have fluffy funnybunny hahaha im not ok
local teenager doesn’t drink water, reports headache???
been seeing some polls that contradict my lifestyle
clarify for me if im normal
i own a waterbottle
i usually have some sort of beverage on the go but no waterbottle
no beverage im being dry fingered by life
controlled beverage still no Waterbottle™️
AUs exist so people can explore different aspects of a character. That is *literally* the point of them. If you think they *have* to have the exact same job as in canon, and can *only* exhibit the exact traits you see in canon, that to me demonstrates a lack of imagination. Don't say you have nothing against AUs, but that they HAVE to exist within very strict confines. Because that, buddy, isn't an AU.
Ming Fan smiles once (1) and immediately notices how much it fucks with people’s minds because they have NEVER seen him smile.
The next time YYX comes along to raid QJP, he’s met with the most brilliant smile he’s ever seen and -while he’s stunned by that- a fist in the face. YQY turning QJP upside down looking for SQQ gets a smile and a bunch of impolite implications thrown at him. Annoying people get a smile and a cup of terrible tasting tea. LBH throwing a tantrum about shizun having to work gets a smile and a polite lecture about responsibility, common sense, and consideration. LBH’s dad gets a smile as MF kicks him out of the library for the nth time. The book club (It’s LMY’s) he disbands gets a smile. That person gets a smile. This person gets a smile. The more it confuses them, the better!
Ok I got further into the canto.
What.
WHAT.
WHAT?!?!!!!!!!!?!!