Jun 8, 2015
i’ve gone on too long without a bagel i need a lifetime supply delivered to my house and maybe like a year of sleep
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i’ve gone on too long without a bagel i need a lifetime supply delivered to my house and maybe like a year of sleep
who is this “hillary clinton” everyone’s talking about? does she promise lowered prices on bagels once elected??? lol i doubt it #vote bagelnerd for president
life goals: eat a bagel the size of my entire body
denying someone bagels is a human rights violation
so um, who else cries themselves to sleep every night when they haven’t had a bagel?
fun fact: human bodies cannot form a bagel shape i learned this the hard way
friend: hey so um i like y--
me: can it wait i gotta tell you about this bagel i ate today
person: oh, you like bagels? me too!
me: just fuck me up