#baggnshield

[manesalex]

Happy Birthday, @baggnshield!!!

[tea-blitz]

"Me? Unsociable? Nonsense!" *Lololol drawing a go away sign*

This would make thorin cackle tbh. His hobbit is such a doofus.

[bizarrelittlemew]

Happy Birthday, Ida!

This fandom wouldn't be half as fun without your amazing gifs, fics, and now art 💕 you are so earnest in loving your friends, taking on new challenges, and still remaining hilarious despite the horrors 🥲

You make your friends so special all the time and the highlight of 2025 for me was getting all the cute ida knits and our morning word games, and no amount of phd hell can ever kill your positive vibes and sacrament spirit 💕

I know 2026 is the thesis year but you're so incredibly smart, i'm sure you'll be making that big pharma money soon and funding s3 for us 🕯️🤡

ily very much 💕

printing this out and idk eating it like lestat ate that photo T-T 💗

idk what to say i just love you so much and i'm so happy you're in my life and i get to be in yours (and yes i am so excited to be free of thesis hell 😭 also so we can continue our buffy watch)

[xoxoemynn]

Happy Birthday, Emy! Nothing makes me wish for david jenkins' universe of geography and travel than days like this. I really wish I could turn up to your house with Bilbo and some cake wearing my clockboys hat 🥲 alas, we'd be too powerful if they let us hang out.

You embody the kind of Stede Bonnet Hopefulness ™️ and positivity that is hard to come by these days and even harder to sustain, I'm left in awe every single time, and I feel so glad that a random sensitivity reading request led to 🚫🧙‍♂️ magic and the sacrament. I've forgotten the number of times I've woken up smiling so big and wide because there were 99+ unread discord messages in the gc (and that most of them boil down to the "p**p > poop" genre that i'm still laughing about).

I know 2025 was shit all and around but I'm really hoping 2026 will decide to pick out one of the custom made Emy Day hats and be a happy one for you 💕

Have a great day, babe!

MEOWWWWW I've kept coming back to this all day and getting weepy so this will not be a proper response because I am still too emotional. But you really had a front row seat to how awful this year was and I truly don't know if/how I would have made it through without you and the sacrament consistently bringing me joy and strength and "fuck [fill-in-the-blank]" when I needed it most. And you're right. That is one POWERFUL sacrament, and that's with us online only, spread across way too many time zones. We could probably control the worlds with just our minds if we were actually together in person. Could be dangerous.

And honestly? Fuck the world's safety. One day it's going to happen. I believe it. Bilbo and Daphne both demand it. Logistically idk how it would work but maybe the lottery will factor into the equation and we can have ourselves a vacation in Corsica and it'll be perfect.

But until then, I'm just so, so grateful for your friendship and being there when I needed it most. Even when I didn't know what it was I needed. And idk. I have a very good feeling about 2026 grabbing one of those Emy Day hats. 💕

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU ALSO THANK YOU FOR REFERENCING MY MAGNUM OPUS CLOCK BOYS P**P -> POOP MWAH!

[freshthyme]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANNY! thank you for bringing the supreme sicko energy we want to see in the world, and for always always being there for your friends 💕 you are so special in everything you do, a kickass writer, and funny as fuck. I hope your birthday is fab, babes, ily!

OUGGHHHH MEOW BABE you’re so sweet thank you so much for the nice words and for always being a lovely friend 🥺🥺🥺 ily2 💘

[tea-blitz]

Burn Notice AU - Thorin as the sexy (burned) spy and Bilbo is the quirky arms dealer.

Imagining Bilbo as an over enthusiastic explosives expert is a little frightening.

[thotinshield]

yes butt hogwarts au where thorin is a part of durmstrang and they came over to do the triwizard cup (the elves could totally be beauxbatons) and thorin is their champion and bilbo somehow gets drawn into this massive group of dwarves and gah CAN U IMAGINE THORIN NERVOUSLY ASKING BILBO TO THE YULE BALL OKAY OKAY

omg,, omg omg I LOVE HOGWARTS AU----- 

but yes yes yes he would probably see bilbo and be like 'omg hes so beautiful,,, the most beautiful creature i have ever seen' and YOU KNOW he would like look to dwalin and be like 'help' and dwalin is just 'thorin i cant even believe you' 

and then thorin trying to make it through asking bilbo to the yule ball maybe slipping into khuzdul (sh theyre still dwarves and their respective races) a few times and bilbo SORT OF gets the gist of it that thorin is trying to ask him to the yule ball and i just aldhfajdf dfds

[arkenstonns]

AUJ, last scene between Bilbo and Thorin:

Thorin: I am sorry I doubted you

Bilbo: No! I would've doubted me too

BOTFA, last scene between Bilbo and Thorin:

Thorin: I am sorry that I made you a part of my perils

Bilbo: No! I am glad to have shared in your perils