#bahahahahahaah

[self-1ess]

never make a deal with santos, she knows how to bamboozle you without you even noticing

[dynapuff]

Dammit i hate when yall use my own words against me bahahah

[kamalu]

Am I going to bed at 5 or 7, only I shall know as I work my creativity to the point of exhaustion.

[rockerfemme]

Attempting to be romantic in another language with swooty-swooty-comin-4-dat-booty

[patronizingbluebird]

So, usually on Saturdays/Sundays, my friend and neighbor comes into my room to wake me up for breakfast.  This is a thing I like, and it's normally not a problem.

But this past Saturday, my boyfriend slept over. So come Sunday morning, he was still there. And I hadn't locked the door cause we were sleeping, and who's even awake at 10 on a Sunday morning?

Of course, we woke up, and cuddled, and cuddling led to making out. And my friend/neighbor comes by to do her duty and wake me up for breakfast. She  (says she) knocks, calls out my name, and opens the door. And then closes it and goes to breakfast. 

Now she's telling all out friends about how traumatized she is.

[cycobandita]

My friend and I have been talking about that picture of JGL that we both reblogged a while ago and it does not stop being funny.

[graveblooom]

In the new Disney channel original movie, Hannah Montana struggles with Queefing for the first time.

[castielspelvis]