#baibby

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shout out to @bai-marionette for legit always being up for any ship I can think of no matter how trashy it gets

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Newlyweds game where you need to guess all your friend's favorite fanfic tropes and problematic favs

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OH but if anyone wants to make me something for my 18th birthday in March, you should write me porn and upload it on AO3 so I can click the "I am 18 or older" button for the first time without lying. Like drinking at a bar for your 21st birthday: reading smut. OFFICIALLY.

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[Ask meme] 2, 3, 4, 7, 9, 12; 14, 16, 17; 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 30; 32, 33, 35, 36, 39; 41, 42, 43, 44, 45

ahh it looks like a virus 

2. Favorite genre of fic?

CRACK

Come to me if you want crack fic recs or have crack fic recs! 

also come to me if you have better crack connections

3. Favorite fandom?

Hetalia is where all my friends are. This is my home.

But Kuroko no Basket's fandom is awesome. There were some ship battles in the beginning, but things have calmed down and I think this fandom is so witty and productive.

4. Favorite pairing?

Honestly, Bai, if you don't know this answer, I can't even call you a terrible friend. Because a terrible friend would know. You would have to be pulling a Dirk Strider on me and have a substitute Bai automatically respond whenever you take a shower.

7. One-shots or longfic?

Multichaptered. More opportunities to be an amoeba as life goes on without me.

9. What is the longest fic you’ve read?

Huh. I don't know. 

Either YAIWFIL (the actual title is almost as long as the 60 chapters) or that one where Stiles stick post-it notes to Derek's car.

12. What turns you away the most from a fic?

Already answered.

14. What tropes/elements/scenarios get you the worst?

Unrequited love and drifting emotionally apart.

16. How do you feel about character death in fic?

Already answered.

17. Any characters who you can’t stand to see in pain?

STEP AWAY FROM KISE

HE DID NOTHING WRONG YOU SADISTIC FANDOM

YOU, TOO, FUJIMAKI

YOU GUYS SUCKS!!

20. Do you like PWPs?

Hell yeah! Especially when it's femdom or awkward!

21. How and when did you get introduced to smut fic? Any horror stories?

Already answered.

22. Biggest turn-ons in fic?

daddy kink

rimming

fandom role reversals (gay ships - the one who usually pitches, catches)

femdom (not girl on girl, but girl on boy - not that I don't read gxg, I just don't get off on women being hurt)

breathplay

temperature play

bruising (but not for AoKise)

spanking

in gxg specifically, I like attention on the ankles or the fingers. Because girls are very perfect and damn right they deserve body worship

biting on the inner thigh

23. Biggest turn-offs in fic?

dirty talk

threesomes (unless I ship them all together)/orgies

voyeurism/exhibitionism

pet play

toys (unless femdom)

sense deprivation

foreign speak

noncon/dubcon

crying

unsettlingly big dicks

in gxg, when all the attention is on the breasts

nipple plays (nipples are weird and eugh)

pegging (counts as a toy to me)

24. Do you have any dirty kinks that you’re ashamed of?

Anything that was crossed out in my turn-ons.

30. Favorite porn fic?

Already answered.

32. Favorite AU tropes?

income gap

kingdom (medieval and fantasy)

werewolves

mythical creatures are ordinary

sci-fi

33. Least favorite AU tropes?

Already answered.

35. Do you like high school and college AUs?

I only like college AUs for EreJean.

36. Do you like crossovers? If so, favorite crossover?

[Republican voice] CHARACTERS SHOULD GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM!!!

39. Favorite AU fic?

Ab Initio (AoKi) and Generation Loss (AkaNiji). Both are from the same author and sci-fi universe.

I wish they hadn't dropped them, they are so intriguing and creative.

41. Favorite fluffy tropes?

uhhh

hmmm

fuck uMMM

From enemies to lovers? Does that count as a fluff trope?

42. Least favorite fluffy tropes?

Already answered.

43. Do you like fluff on its own or in conjunction with other elements (angst, sex, etc.)

Already answered.

44. How fluffy is too fluffy?

Already answered.

45. Favorite fluff fic?

where best friends are made

It's The Thought That Counts

Both are AoKise. I don't like fluff very much, unless it's for them. Most of my favorites and recs are angst or comedy or some bittersweet in-between.

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Sometimes I just lay here and think of how much I love Alise and Bai and how lame that is jeez

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What’s even the point of befriending Bai all she ever does is hurt you

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ALRIGHT I HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW TO APPROACH MY CRUSH

I could prank him. By the daily. Innocent, playful pranks, just strange enough to make him ask me what the hell I'm doing. (I can't speak like a normal human being, so he needs to initiate.)

I don't know how, though. Suggestions welcome, please.

Should I Facebook message him odd links with no explanations at strange times of the night?

Should I sneak Halloween candy no one likes in his backpack on the bus?

Should I draw really bad comics and deliver them to him at lunch, before taking off?

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[strums guitar] Where art thou, Bai?