#baka trio

[may-koneko-art]

Silly Trio As The Baka Trio

Me as Teto!!

Albina as Miku!!

And Lei as Neru

[hakubunii]

Hi stinky! Welcome back omg it’s been actual years you goof. Anyways, what are some HC for the Baka Trio and a tiny gf??

First off, hi smelly! I’m so glad you asked ab this bc I love the idea of any of them having a tiny gf. I am a bit rusty but still have so many ideas, so bear with me!!

Heisuke- People already tease Heisuke for his size, “people” being Sanosuke and Shinpachi. I think he’s be kind of insecure if his gf was taller than him but I don’t think that’s gonna change anything about how much he loves her at all. I just wanted to clear that out of the way. Heisuke would enjoy it, feeling kind of dependable for her when she asks him to reach things she can’t. He can only do this to a certain extent, so she’s gotta wait for reinforcements to come and get something down for her. If she were like a head shorter than him, he’d probably show off all the places he could reach to her, milking her impressed responses and words of gratitude until someone bursts his bubble lmao. He’d sulk about it for a while, his face red from embarrassment, until she reassured him that he’s still super cool and handsome to her no matter what his height is. Also, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but the ladies are really feeling the short kings right now. All and all, he’d like to show off for her, taking advantage of their height difference to make himself look cool.

Sanosuke- I don’t think Sanosuke would care all too much. I think what matters to him is if his lady is happy and spending time when she can with him. He also is, like, aiming to marry and have kids, so I think he wouldn’t care as long as they were serious about being with him. I do think he’d find a small gf to be very cute and would maybe feel a more intense need to take care of and protect his partner.

Shinpachi- Dude, he’d think his gf was the cutest no matter what but he probably wouldn’t want a lady friend who was taller than him because of some dumb masculinity reasons. Honestly though? There is a chance he could be into it with enough time. (“Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.”) Anyways, I do think that’d an itsy bitsy teeny weeny little gf would probably freak him out. He’s a big dude in more ways than one and can be a bit brutish at times. I can see him worrying that he’d hurt her in some way whether it be during intimacy, simply falling on her, or just like losing her in crowds. This becomes such a worry when they go out, he asks to carries her on his shoulders- this being a good way to showcase his amazing strength and rippling muscles anyway.

Thank you for sending in your request. Please send in your opinions, more requests, and anything else you can think of!

[queengurako]

Some Hakuouki screenshots from Hakuouki New OVA 03 Bluray. 

[queengurako]

This French song was funny but even more funny now I associate it with the Baka Trio in Hakuouki 

I mean just look at the english translation of the song’s begin and tell me it couldn’t be a drunk version of Asonde baka ja nai ze ? It’s so stupid but so perfect for them 😂  (and yes all the songs of this French band are joke)

I'm pretty, I'm pretty I'm pretty, I'm pretty I'm handsome I can't believe how handsome I am The perfect guy, without any flaw Damn, I'm so handsome I dedicate this song to the hunk that I am I have too much sex appeal, sometimes I come when I look at myself There are 52,000 pictures of me on Facebook Heart-shaped mouth, straight look I even end up being appealing to men... I'm so hot that when I go to the supermarket The automatic doors open up I'm such a beast, a work

[kawaiikatanabushi]

Shinpachi: Guess what day it is my dudes?

Sano: Shinpachi, no.

Heisuke: You do this every Wedne-

Shinpachi: *unearthly scream*

[kaysutcliff-michaelis]

[hakuoki-dreams]

The Baka trio, Saito, Okita, and Yamazaki as Youtubers!! Pls!! I know it’s a weird request but if you don’t mind ❤️

Dude no I love this?! Haku Youtubers yes please 😂

Heisuke:

Vine compilations, most of them his own vines

The death of Vine was one of the greatest tragedies of his life

Luckily he backed up everything, especially the elaborate pranks he likes to pull on Shinpachi

It got to the point where Shin would spot Heisuke with his phone out to record, start freaking out, and that was the bit

He’s absolutely hilarious

Exactly once made the mistake of trying to prank Toshi by sticking notes on his back. He realized almost immediately and nearly ended Heisuke’s life

That one didn’t get posted

Okita:

Weird, abstract short videos that no one understands and all of his followers over-analyze

Shaky 30-second clips of him walking in a public place and talking deadpan into the camera about a vague subject

Tons of comment chains on his videos full of his fan’s theories

Has his own subreddit

Almost never replies to fan comments, but will like one once in a while just to watch people go apeshit over it

He’s basically a troll

Shinpachi:

Look

If you think this man doesn’t run a workout channel connected to his fitness Insta, boy do I have news for you

Teaches people about cut/bulk cycles and debunks fad diets

Reviews protein shakes

Makes bank on his channel and gets lots of good sponsors

Has a small production team, including two cute fitness models who help demonstrate lifting techniques in his videos. He knows what gets views

He’s actually a total natural at content creation, has a great mind for business

Sanosuke:

Runs a laid-back personal channel where he just vlogs and gives commentary on social issues. Does an occasional remote from his car

His personality is super friendly and open. He always makes viewers feel like they’re just having a conversation with a friend

Instantly likable to anyone who stumbles on his channel

Super interactive with his followers, replying to sincere comments whenever he has the time, so he has a really loyal fan base

Also has an amazing voice, so some people low-key use him for ASMR

Definitely gets approached for an Audible sponsorship

Yamazaki:

Runs one of those study channels for bio and pre-med majors

Never have so many confused AP students finally understood transcription and translation

Makes quick shortcut videos for human anatomy and physiology; has a fully articulated human skeleton in his room (the ladies love it)

Keeps all of his uploads organized in neat playlists by subject

Has saved so many people at 4 am the morning of an exam

Comments are full of people crying about college and blessing him for making these

Saito:

Has a channel for his swords

Makes those demonstration videos of slicing through various things with various weapons followed by slo-mo repeat

Never talks in any of his vids

Just a man quietly stabbing things

Later expands into more of a martial arts training channel

Recruits partners from his kendo group to demonstrate sword fighting techniques with him, occasionally hands-on stuff like holds

There’s a fair amount of thirst in his comments section

[hakuoki-dreams]

Which type of girl would the Baka trio like and why: tiny chaos goblin, the little angel, tiny tsundere that looks like an angel but is actually kind of obnoxious

Lmao you are phenomenal

I’m seeing Shinpachi with the tiny chaos goblin:

He is the only man alive with the combined mental, emotional, and most importantly physical energy required to deal with her

She’s a magnet for danger and he’s afraid to leave her alone for two seconds

Won’t hesitate to throw her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and bodily haul her away from the many perilous situations she somehow gets into

‘What the fuck?!’ -Shin to goblin on a daily basis, probably

She manages to create small catastrophes doing everyday things like cooking and organizing her house and he is endlessly entertained by it

Burns her hand while making salad? More than once??

She cries a lot at little things because her life is a struggle and he can’t stop laughing, but also her face makes him really sad and he feels compelled to rescue her from herself

‘That’s not…none of this is right, just sit down, I got it’

At the same time she doesn’t know the meaning of fear and has a superhuman amount of moxie for such a tiny person

A guy tried to rob her house one time and she broke his nose with a frying pan

He’s fucking in love with her

Heisuke gets angelic yet obnoxious tsundere:

Her tsundere energy has met its match against his aura of constant optimism and positivity

Her rudeness just sorta bounces off of him

‘wow she’s so pretty but she’s kind of an asshole huh interesting’

He thinks she’s even prettier when she gets angry and her face goes all red, and she’s angry about something almost always

He takes it upon himself to teach her good manners and how to be nice to people and she’ll seem like she’s listening the whole time then just go ‘nah’

He’s not sure she likes him but she keeps kinda following him around so he figures she must be into him or something?

He loves to smoosh her cheeks together with his hands and watch her whole person vibrate with tsundere rage, it’s super adorable to him

She’ll make pissy comments about his various life choices and he’ll just be like ‘haha you’re so cute’

He just refuses not to cherish this grumpy tiny woman

She hates it so much

She falls for him so hard

Of course, Sanosuke with little angel is a classic combo:

She precious

She sweet

She love the tall redhead man

He’s a chivalrous knight and he will protect this small woman with his life

He takes her on picnics and feeds her pickled plums while she makes him a daisy chain to wear on his head like a crown

He scoops her up in a little bundle and she’s just like ‘yes happy!!!’

They will ride off into the sunset on his noble steed and rule their magical kingdom in peace & harmony

But I also really wanna see the trainwreck of Sano plus tiny chaos goblin:

He is shook

She is not a normal human woman

‘Tiny person no what are you doing’

He is alarmed at the way she recklessly yeets herself through life

Oh God he’s gotta save her, she’s going to get killed

‘No come this way we’re not doing that’

She throws caution to the wind and leaves a trail of devastation in her wake. She thinks she’s doing pretty well actually, but it’s only because Sano secretly follows her everywhere and diverts the multiple crises that are constantly headed straight for her at all times

She continues to insist she’s got this

‘Why are you like this just let me help you!!’

At some point he just starts carrying her around on his back like a happy little baby koala for her own safety