#bake-n-hacks

[dentedsporkreal]

Tell us about the dragons you have in your life

There are a surprising amount of dragons in my life. One of them is a celestial beast of intrigue and madness, another an unseelie creature of cold, and another yet still is a total memelord with greenish blue hair who spams my memes channel and calls me gay.

I love them all very much.

[dentedsporkreal]

whats your thoughts on the whole office siren fad?

I.. don't understand it.

If you get an office job, you agree to comply with the dress code. Unlike a minor in a school, who has no control over the rules they comply with, an adult who applies for a job at a place has the power to understand and consent to workplace standards.

Why would you risk your career and future by breaking code of conduct?

If you wanna be sexy at work, get a job at a place that encourages sultry attire.

[dentedsporkreal]

want a cupcake?

frfr tho, whats your favourite flavor or cupcake?

I used to make Apple Fritter cupcakes. it was a vanilla cupcake with cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and allspice, and I cut a small hole in the middle I stuffed with fried apples. Then I iced them with cream cheese icing, covered them in cinnamon sugar, and put an apple wedge on top.

It was my favorite thing in the world to make.

[johannes-van-helsing]

:)

Enjoy your present at home

"....I would ask how you broke into my house but at this point I am used to having my house broken into and I am uncertain if that is a sign that I need a vacation or not."

[johannes-van-helsing]

Do you want a cupcake?

"...Wait a minute...." He paused as he glanced at the profile "You...I've seen that calling card all over the place...I don't know you but I know that calling card and I know what happens to the people who get it. What do you want."