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hi lovely!! you're writing is amazing!!

is it okay to request? it doesn't mention anywhere about your current request status whether or not you're taking them or not so im going to leave this here -

(NSFW)

a diavolo oneshot where he tries to cook by himself, no magic, no barbatos. why? because its our belated birthday! he wants to be special this time around well, cause, we're special to him. it ends up not working because of how much stuff he wanted to prepare for us. we end up walking in on the mess in the kitchen and diavolo explains that he tried to make us a birthday feast but it failed, so instead, we propose a different type of gift, one that we've been meaning to ask (basically having sex)

You get one request lmao, I’m bored and waiting for a queue in FFXIV.

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It was your first birthday together as a couple and Diavolo wanted it to be special, unfortunately he had been so busy recently that he hadn’t been able to celebrate on your actual birthday with you. He had researched into human customs and traditions surrounding birthdays and found that many humans would cook a meal for their loved one as a sign of how much their partner means to them so, of course, Diavolo wanted to do that. He had eaten food, and watched Barbatos cook when he was a small prince so how hard could it be?

Very. Very, very hard. Diavolo couldn’t decide on which of your favourite meals to cook and ended up trying to cook 3 of them, a cute thought with terrible execution as there pots and pans were strewn across various worktops, knives and spoons piled within the sink almost overflowing as Diavolo tried to save at least one of his meals.

“Dia, what are you doing?” He heard his name and spun around to see you in the doorframe of the kitchen, a curious raise in your brow as you attempted to try and take in which bomb had happened within the kitchen.

“My love! You-“ Diavolo fumbled around trying to hide his messes but ended up doing the opposite, bowls and utensils fell into the floor causing a crash that Barbatos definitely heard on the other side of the castle. Diavolo sighed and resigned to his failure, a melancholy tone to his voice as he sunk to the floor, out of view behind the kitchen island. “-it was supposed to be a surprise…”

You walked around and saw your Prince with his chin in his hand, disappointment heavy within his eyes. “What was?” You looked around to see if there was anything worth saving in the room but, unfortunately, nothing jumped out. Pasta was burnt, sauces gloopy, and pies blackened. “Dia what happened?”

“We couldn’t spend your birthday together!” He stood up and pleaded, resignation rope on his face as his brows knitted together and his fangs bared, not in anger but in apology. “I felt terrible not being able to spend your birthday with you and I’ve been thinking for days about how to make it up to you, and then I remembered your favourite dishes and how they made you smile when you ate them and I wished to see it again….l but I failed”

You giggled and kissed Diavolo’s cheek, causing it to deepen a little. “Oh Dia… honey I don’t mind that we couldn’t spend it together, the brothers kept me company and you let me know it was going to be like that. I knew it would be a little while before we could actually celebrate, I honestly don’t mind”

“Really?”

“Really! It’s just a birthday, what’s one day in forever?” You pulled him down for a kiss, which he gladly accepted, and wrapped your arm around his neck in an attempt to comfort him. Diavolo’s arms came to your waist, lifting you up to the dirty worktop so as to bring you closer to him, both of your knees on either side of his hips as he pressed his groin into yours, albeit an accident but it gave you a thought.

“Y’know, you could always make it up to me in other ways” you could only pull away for a few seconds before Diavolo ravaged your lips again, his reply wasn’t even distinguishable as the prince wouldn’t bring his lips from yours at all.

‘Hmrpfh?’

Each leg connected behind his back and you rolled your hips into his giving him a clear indication of what it was that you wanted. Diavolo pulled away with a soft ‘oh?’, you smiled in return biting your lip in anticipation.

“I’m a lot better at making you scream my name than I am at cooking, thrice over to make up for the meals you couldn’t have”

“Well, you’re my favourite meal of all after all”

Diavolo thrust his hips into yours and smirked, “and you’re mine”

[cowboy-canoodler]

The only April Fools prank I’m playing on myself is writing this slow burn and crying because I just keep adding to it

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*Es-Tu Villain? Coz "Et tu villain" doesn't mean anything in French it would translate to "and you villain?" Where I supposed you wanted to say "Are you a villain?"

Pls have a nice day and take care

I’m just being stupid please let me be

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May I please have headcanons to Lucifer, Satan, Diavolo and Barbatos reacting to MC looking at them with the most flusttered expression they ever made and shyly saying "please be gentle" cause it's their first time?

Thank you for saying please, it means a lot ❤️

Lucifer:

He wasn’t surprised, it was obvious from your previous body language that you were a virgin.

Being so reserved and blushing so deeply at the softest of touches, touches that weren’t even sexual caused your eyebrows to knit together in embarrassment.

“Don’t worry MC, I’ll make your first time one you’ll never forget” he kisses you softly as his hands roam around your clothes, fingers desperate to undress you and be the first to see you like this.

Taking your virginity excites him, who better than The Avatar of Pride? But be warned, he’ll use it against you to make you embarassed in the future.

Satan:

He’s surprised, Satan doesn’t exactly have the most extensive sexual record but he knows enough from his own experiences and what he’s read in books to have a good grasp of technique.

So when you tell him, with a deeply flustered face, that you’re a virgin and that you ‘want him to be gentle’ he can only stare.

“Of course, MC, of course I will” he doesn’t want you to be scared, he’ll kiss you softly and let you go at your own pace.

Once he gets into it Satan gets a little rougher but only because he’s so honoured that you were okay with him being the one to take your virginity, he body worships you, first making sure that you cum as much as you want/ can before he even thinks about letting himself climax.

Diavolo:

“Why, I’m honoured!” His voice is soft, Diavolo truly cares about you and makes sure to tell you how much he’ll need to prep you before entering.

He finds your flustered face adorable, looking away from him and deeply saturated in embarrassment. He cups your cheeks and leans in to kiss you, pulling you into him and making sure you feel safe.

“It’s going to take some work to prepare you, you have to trust me, okay? If I go too far then say the safe word and I’ll stop immediately” you agree, having never felt safer.

Once Diavolo has prepared you fully and entered you he makes sure to go slow, knowing the amount you’re taking for a first time is insane. You’ve cum twice already from his fingers and mouth alone, anything else is bonus at this point. His aftercare is the best out of everyone, and you never even thought of using his safe word.

Barbatos:

He is only happy to help. He smiles and cups your face, making you look him in the eye as he talks. “You are in safe hands, MC” your flustered form is only natural and it doesn’t faze him.

He worships your body, knowing exactly what you want and what you need at the time you need it. His hands glide over your skin teasing you with the shudders of your breath.

He kisses you all over, each embarassed limb being felt or kissed by his touch and you’ve never calmed down quicker in your life. You become ready to take him quickly and he’s only too glad to be your first.

He’s slow and sensual before you tell him to speed up, and he obeys taking you orders to heart and before long you’re screaming his name with your orgasm. Also a king of aftercare.

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How would Simeon,Luci, Diavolo and Barbatos react to mc just picking them up and taking them to bed telling them “to get some rest and take care of yourself!” Also that line is also directed to you!!! Please take breaks and pace yourself!!!!

How dare you? Ahsksh caring for me and shit? Unheard of 😤 (don’t worry there’s a whole server telling me to take breaks regularly and I listen or they’ll kill me)

Simeon:

He’d been writing drafts for hours and you were beginning to worry about him.

Dark bags under his eyes and a sigh every 3 minutes, he needed a break. So you stood up, walked over, and placed a kiss on his head to get his attention.

“Hm?” He looked up at you and gave a weak smile.

“Come on take a break?” He sighed and looked back down, insistent that he shouldn’t and that’s he has personal deadlines to stick to. So you took it into your own hands.

You walked over, took the pen from his hand, and lifted Simeon up bridal style. He thrashed around at first but admitted defeat shortly after, too exhausted to fight back.

“Okay... I’ll rest, but only with you MC”

Lucifer:

“I do not need a break.”

“That’s bullshit Luci”

He glared at you, bags under his eyes and lids slowly droooping. He’s been working nonstop for hours now, taken his food in his study, and had only drunk coffee.

You stood your ground and returned his stare before sighing and walking bedside him.

“You’ve left me no choice. Lucifer, do not resist.” Your pact made your order take over him, his body staying still as you picked him up and took him over to the bed.

Once he was tucked in he started to drift off, but before he fell asleep his hand reached out and grabbed your own.

“MC? Sleep with me?” How could you say no?

Diavolo:

(You ain’t picking up this hunk of beef let’s be honest)

Diavolo always seemed so composed, never a hair out of place in public. But in private he could be such a mess, so overworked. There’s always a report, or a problem that needed solving, something needed planning, or opening.

He never had time off either, in the time you’d known him Diavolo had only ever taken time off after working already that day. You knocked on his door and entered without waiting for an answer, he always liked you doing that, made him feel happier.

“Lord Diavolo?” He looked hot at you and smiled, his hair messy, shirt untucked, and buttons and tie undone and hanging loosely on his body. “Wow you look tired...”

“Haha, I am” you walked over and placed a hand on his shoulder, “MC?”

“Diavolo when did you last sleep?” He gave a chuckle, not an answer. “Okay mister, I demand you go to sleep.” He only laughs before seeing your serious glare.

“As a favour to you, I shall, but only if you join me. It’s late for you too, and I shall consider it both of our rewards”

Barbatos:

“Rest? MC I am perfectly fine” he smiled that damned smile that you couldn’t see through. His face was as perfect as ever but you knew he’d been working non stop for the last 4 days with barely any sleep.

“Barbatos im serious...” he merely chuckled and refused, “well, its late. Perhaps I could spend the night here?” He smiles and replies with ‘yes, of course’

As he walks you to your room for the night you hatch a plan but the closer you get the more you doubt it’ll work.

“Here we are MC” you took his hand and pulled him in, dishevelling him a little, and locking the door.

“I’m not sleeping until you do.” Barbatos sighed and smiled, if that is how you shall get a full nights sleep then I shall indulge you” Barbatos lifts you up and takes you both to the bed, expertly tucking you in and falling asleep in the most comfortable position ever.

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Mc boops Diavolo and he starts booping everyone else thinking its a human game.

Omg how fucking adorable, him just going around and bopping anyone he can find. Even if michaels there on a visit, or his father has awoken, god himself finds a way down, mf BOOP

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Now that you've already taught us how to dom Lucifer can you please tell us how to dom the demon lord himself?

This is more difficult as he is a bratty sub and will fight for control, you have to be tactful about it.

First, you mustn’t mention Lucifer, a small part of him always feels threatened by how much more time Lucifer gets with you so by default he will demand that you spend that time with him doing what he wants. Only compliment him with things you mean (not false compliments that will set off a red flag, he’s heard them all), laugh at his jokes, treat him like a person and not like a prince.

Second, make sure you kiss him all over his face, make him melt into your touch and let his guard down. Look him in the eye and make him feel safe, sit on his lap and play with his hair, this seems very lovey dovey but you can’t stand in front of him and hiss to assert dominance, you must be sly and strategic!

Always try and do at least 3 of these things:

Kiss his neck

Slide your hand under his jacket/ into his shirt

Straddle his lap and grind your groin into his

Lick his collarbone

Tug at his hair with the pulling becoming harder each time you do it

Bite his lip when you start getting hot and heavy

Palm his erection before he makes his way to your own pelvic area

Leave love bites on his neck for others to see (this drives him WILD)

And finally, pushing/ pinning him down with your own weight

After doing those he will begin to melt, you’re no longer a conquest and he feels he can submit to you without consequence but he warned! He WILL fight for power, do not let your guard down always be on top! (literally)

This is the clincher, when you both begin undressing get him naked before you and start to pleasure him before you’ve even taken your shirt off. He needs to be mouthing your name name before you even think about taking your clothes off, edge him and make him wait for his orgasm. The previous points help with this as he will be allowing himself to wait for you.

And just like that, The Crowned Prince of The Devildom is your bottom for the remainder of your sexual congregation thag night.

You’re welcome

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Nah people have been all weird about lucifer for a while now, i see so many people talking about him as if he is some real person or misinterpreting him pretty bad that its odd 😐 theres a little bit too much talk about morality in this fandom for my liking, esp since this is demon dating game. Its pretty tiring tbh.

I’ll admit that when I first played through the story, I didn’t like Lucifer all that much and was a HUGE Mammon stan (hence my username) I am now a big ol’ Gay for Lucifer and love him to bits.

You cannot play this game and have the moral high ground, it’s a DEMON dating simulator.

Lucifer is over protective, prideful (obvs.), dominating, possessive, attacks MC and only backs down when Diavolo intervenes. He tries to control as many aspects of his brothers lives as he can, keeps the secret of Lillith being reborn as human because he feels like it’s “his burden to bear” when really he didn’t trust his brothers to keep it to themselves and not try and see her (there are two sides to this I do not only see one but for the sake of this post its an option)

Mammon steals his brothers things to sell them (roots through MC’s things without permission, maybe with intent to sell, it’s never confirmed in the story), borrows them and sells them off without permission, cons people out of their money, cheats at games to win their money

Leviathan deadass attacks MC because MC acts like they have more knowledge of his favourite franchise, kins a demon in a childs body, and verbally abuses MC by constantly calling MC names (disagree with me all you like but being called “normie” or other derogatory nicknames when you don’t need to be is a type of emotional/ verbal abuse)

Satan has some major anger issues (obvs), he attacks MC at the drop on a hat, hates his older brother just because he exists (take your pick which ones of them is ‘he’ in this), in my opinion Satan has such a high opinion of himself that he comes off very snooty when MC I’d just trying to have a conversation with him

(I haven’t read too much into Asmo as he isn’t one of my faves) Asmodeus uses his power on MC to try charm them into submission without their permission, seduces people without thinking of the consequences, and flirts with his brothers (“they aren’t actually related” adopted siblings are still siblings I don’t come onto my stepbrother.)

Beel attacks MC over a pudding, deadass attacks MC because they ate some food that was his (that Mammon forced you to eat so he wouldn’t be the only bad guy.), eats his brothers (and MC’s) food that they need without even thinking of them only of himself and his own hunger

Belphie attacks, and KILLS MC, because he hates humans and blames himself for Lilliths death because he was infatuated with them (talk about needed therapy) he only gives the benefit of the doubt to MC after finding out they’re distantly related to Lillith.

None of them are morally good in any way because THEY’RE DEMONS.

Rant done lol this isn’t an invite for discourse, attack me or send me Anon hate and I won’t take it seriously lol