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[alwaysyappinghere]

Found this on Pinterest. This is so adorable!!!!

Miniatures of Dau , Maiyaa and Gokul adoring Kanha and rightfully so.

[ahamasmiyodhah]

So I am sick and Dau was here yesterday, so when today I saw this reel and I realised how heavily and hilariously this basically me and Dau coded so here is it:-

Modern!Dau and Troublemaker Me!!

Note: The language was UP type and it was in Reel so I am typing so. In no way it is to hurt anyone's sentiments*

(Scene 1)

Dau: *phone rings* Haan kaho Chhoti Behna (Yeah speak lil sister)

Me: Dau kya kar rhe the? (Dau what were you doing?

Dau: Tumhari na ho saki Bhabhi se batiya rahe the *simp smile* (Was speaking to your almost Sister-in-law)

Me: Are na ho saki Bhabhi ko chhodo aur ho chuki behen par dhyaan do! Dharr liye gaye hai! (are leave my almost Sister-in-law and focus on already born Sister. I am caught!)

Dau: *sits up alarmed* Kya ki tum? (What did you do?)

Me: Are Chandu Chacha ki Tapri me se Churan chura rahe the (I was stealing Churan from shop of Chandu chacha)

Dau: Churan? *guffaws* Sorry boli ki nahi tum? (Did you said sorry?)

Me: Sorry ham apne Baap ko na bole! (I won't say sorry to even our Father!)

Dau: Dekho vo hamara bhi Baap tameez se baat Karo. Aur nahi aa rhe hai ham! (see he's my Father too talk with respect. And I am not coming.)

Me: Pakka? Theek hai. To fir ham Kallu Pandit ko le aate hai (Sure? Okay. I will call Kallu Pandit then.) *cuts call*

Dau: Ye use bhi janti hai? Kya Gundi paida ki hai gharwalo ne.. (She knows him too? What sort of Don has taken birth in our house..)

(Scene 2)

Me; Dau!

Dau: Kya ho gaya? Aise muh kyu sadai ho? (What happened? Why is your mood spoiled?)

Me: Are ek launde ne gadi khadi kardi thi hamari parking me. Ham phek aaye! (A Guy parked his Bike at my place. I threw away!)

Dau: Tum gadi hi phek ayi? (You threw away the bike?)

Me: Nahi, ham Launda phek aaye! Bol raha tha launde layege launde layege, hamne kaha le aao! (No, I threw the boy away. Was screaming I will bring boys I will bring boys.)

Dau: Haan dekh lege (Yeah we will see)

Me: Niche khada hai. *dry and quiet* (Standing downstairs)

Dau: Kitne hai? (How many?)

Me: Around 10? *counts*

Dau: *picks up a Hockey* Ek extra rakh liyo *rolls sleeve* (Keep an extra)

Me: *smirks and enthusiastically nods*

Dau: *smirks triumphantly at beaten up boys* Haath lagake dikhao hamari behna ko fir se! (Try touching my sister once more!)

Me: *grins proudly*