#baldi asks

[professor-baldi]

Hey Professor, I found this weird collection of metal rulers in my basement, figured you'd want them.

[baldis-damn-basic]

“please study! sitting around doing nothing will get you nowhere in life, I mean, we all wanna live the American dream right- HahH”

“h̖̜͓̙͌̒͊̂h̵͚̼ͮ͑͌ͮ̉a͇ͧ̿̔̑͌͛͒hạ̘̭̖͔̠̺̿̿̂ͩ̌̓ͦÂ̼̘̜͙͉͎̻̅̏̄̈́̚̚H͔̟̲͙̫͖̺̋͊͌̑̿́Ḩ̿͆͐ͥ̐̊H̠̙̠͌ͨ͆ͦ̎ͧͤA̭̥̯͖̓̏́̎H̜̰̗̭̞̖̝ͤ̾Å̝̘̱͒ͭͬ̍̔H̤͔̯̳̓̇͋ͭ͑̇̔ͅA͛̎͂̕H̅̄ͬͫA̟̤͔̝͑ͤ͊̿ͭ̊͠H͙̥̭̪̤̑ͪͫ͊̑ͤA͍̦͍H̃̐̽̚A̱͚̩͕͆͛̑ͫ͌̆H̰͕̅ͨA̠̎ͮ͠H̛̠ͫ̌H̘̜̱̠͉̜͛̅̈ͫ̾Ă͇̦̖̭͈̞ͬ̃̑ͅH̶̠A̓̾ͤ͆҉̪͓͍H̻̙̩͛A̪͎̗̜̠̺͚̅ͤ̅̓̽H̸͈̪͓̦͂͆̽̀͐A̧̻͎͕̭ͯ̂̌̋͊H͔͙̥̺̊͑ͫ̊̃̔̚͞H̡͈ͪ͛̿̓̈̚A͚̟̱̣̥͎͍̓͟H̶̠Aͪͩͥ̅̑̐̚͏H̠͈̮̯͔A͎͓̥͙̒ͨͪ̀H̳̘͉̲͕̯̓̀̀H̷̗͇̟̯̺͊͗A͔̳̹͚̹̕H̢̞̖͈̙̰́̈́Ä̜̪͕̲̞͇̍̑͐̂͌͞Ḫ̡̠̝̙̎ͯͫ͂ͩ̈AH̗̭͈Ą̮ͫ̓͋̐͑̚H̛̫̬̻̞̱̘H̪͇͎̝̤͎̝̉ͥͥͮͯA̦̻͌͋͛H̦̝ͪ̀A̸̝̳̩̜̫̝̦̎ͫͦ̓̅̏H͓̦̤͕̳͇͌̈̌̒̚͝A̡̬̠͕͓ͯͯ́H̸̖ͯ̂̔̊̆͌A̠ͯ̀̃͌H̱̖̮̜̟̖͐̑̋͊A̙̰̒̑͐A̸̩͋̓͛̒̔͒̏H̘̹̫͐͒ͣ͐̾A̼̜̤̳̜ͭͧ͂H̓̈́̍ͮ̌ͮͥ͠H̴͙̞ͅẢ̮ͯ̇͞H̠͕̟̗͉͙ͧ̊̉͞A͇ͦͤH̛ͨ́ͮ̄̋̈ͅȀ̡̊ͧ͗H̬̞̙ͨ͛͒͝A̴͈̭͍̒̍ͫͭ̌̑Ḣ̩̣̋̚͞ͅH͓ͣ̾̽̽A̟͎͓͚̹͗͋H̞ͮ͆ͯ́̎͋A̜̻̯̭̭ͥ̄̇ͫ̉̓͠Hͥ͝A͉͚̘͇̤̘͌ͨH̩̩̬͓̙̭͌̆̽̆ͮ̔̚̕H̫͖͔͈̟̫͌ͪ̓A͕̟̔̆̿̌͜Hͣ̒̅̕Ạ̛̗̟̓̑ͧͣ̽̓̇H̶ͬ͋ͬ͂͋A̯͓̠͙͐̈́̾̀A̩̻̗͋ͯ̐ͩͫͅH͙̞͚͈͑̑ͥ̾̂̉A̵̺͑Ḧ̱̪͉̝͚̻̪̎́Ḁ̯͙̎Ḩ̇A̪͋̒̍̓̚H̰̬͓̤̖͡Ą̍ͬͦ͂Ȟ̖͍͙͕̐̊͊̑ͤH̟̮̝͈̩̦̗̊̉͆A̡͆̊H͖̳͎ͯÄ̮̹̺̣̦́ͯ̀̚H́ͨͣ̉Ą͇̥͎̯͙͊ͦ͑̊͗ͅḪ̝̽A̱̲͉̺̹̙̙͋̃ͨͭ̕H̩̕Ḁ͔͆̚H̴H̙̯̍͌̏̎ͧ̓ͧ͘A̡̺̭̜Ḧ͎ͩ͋͌͗̕A̸̲̩̯̥̔ͫ̔ͅH̘̯̥͚̹͇̽̏ͨ̚͝Ả͈͔̭̏̍ͯ̏͂Hͤ̒҉̠͚A͖̻̣͖̺̯͆̍Ḥ̥̝̩̞̇̐̋̾Â̵̜H̥͖̹̠̉ͭ̽̓A̙̱̙̖H̼͖̞A̡̰͔͍͔͙͂̅͌͒̆Ḫ̵̯Ḧ͏͓̟A̧̹̘̪̺̘̙̼Ḧ͓ͦ̓͑Ã̴̰͎̜H͆̉҉͇͓̺̰Ȧ̴̯͙͙̯̠͗̉͂̇Ḧ̹̙ͫA̛̘͔̭̻̠̫͍͊̎̊H͙͕̘͉̔͗A̧̩̤͙ͦH̱͔̰ͩ͂ͮ̌Ȁ̹̼̿͋̈́̇͜H͔͕̖̬͍̰ͣ̂ͪ̕A͍͍̺̟̺̦͍͆ͥ̈͐̓͛̇H̢͎̰̣ͮ̍Ḁ͕͚̎ͥ͊͂ͬ̃̇͝H̄͌̐ͫ̐ͩ҉̜̞̼͖̦͕̦H̞̜̃͡Ã̛͍̻̯̀̚H̗̓ͪ͗ͣ̓ͮͪͅA̞̳̞͈ͣͨ̚H̺ͤA̲̟̼͚̬̍͋̀̇H͇̺͚ͨ̽́͝A̦̳͖̘̠H̪͔̭̺̲̾͞A̵͎̩̙͖͈͚͔͂̅͂H͈̼̬̬̺̱ͫͯ͐ͫ̓ͮ̓A̙̮̼̾ͬͤͬH̴̘̖̺̗̄ͧÄ́̉͂ͪ̽̄̒͜H͇Ä͙͙̬͊͢H̠̞̗͚͎͔͔ͭ̕A͉͙̞̤̘͑̐̈́̀H̳ͫ̈͆H̹͓̏͒ͪ͛̀͝AͯH͎̫̏A̶̙̙͓͕̩̲̒̎H͈̯̭ͭ̌͊̒̚A̜̤̟͙̖ͧ͐H͖͈̝̠͔͕͍ͩ́A̲̒̏̄ͬ̀Ḩ͉̦̺̩̑ͮA̙͖H̰ͫ̄̒͋ͯ̇ͅẠͥ͋̓̎̒ͯ͑͡H͇̮̒͋̓͐A͕͈̙͖̯̖ͪ̏ͤͦ̓̓H͊̊͂̒A͈͓̫͈̳͈̳̅̏͊̓̐͆̆H̺̲̮̮̑ͦ̿̂Ȧ̻̟̎̂H̶͕͕̩̮͍̽ͥ̐̐̽ͨͫA͇͗ͥH̯̦̣͚͉͂͆͌ͯ͌̂͂ͅA͉̩͎͎͒̌̑̂̍͛̀H̨̥A̵̒͋̋ͤ̇H͙̻͈͉̺̮̍̾̄͟Ắ̰̙̹̣ͧ͋͒H̲͕͐̇̈ÁͨH̙͇͍͙̝̋ͧ̽͊̾̌ͣA̢̖̠̭͑̄H̨͙̬͚̘̦̮̩A̢͍̟̱͔H͐̄ͫAH̴̱̅̉A̝͔̲̝̺̅͛̐͂̔ͯH̴̘̻̠̺̟̭ͩ̄̎̿A͓̳̗ͮ͆͆H̞̹̮̗̞A̩̪̙̺̤͇ͭ͛ͮ̍̈͒̚͡H̥̯̟͔ͯ̽A͈̼̤̩̗̣ͮͨ͋̈́ͩH̯͙̺̠̗̬͕ͫ͛̈A̳̟̣̘͙͈̫ͪͫ͗̈ͦ̂H͗̊ͬA̢͒̓ͯḢ̈͋̍Ǎ̙̤̪̺̹̔́ͅH͚ͫ̈A̤͐ͭ̆̈H̫͖̯͚͖̯ͥ̅̍ͤͩ̂̚͜Ă͕̠̩̯̗͔ͣ͊̓̇̌H̞̩͍͎̟ͭ̅̇͠Ă̹̱̞̱̦̼̿̏̊̈͛ͣ̕H̢̝̠̖̱͍̼͋ͬ̀ͭ̈́͌Ä̤͕̪͎̟́̿ͫ͆͠ͅͅH̴̦̠̯̭̜̖̾ͩ̋Ḩ̠͖̱͚͕̣͎ͣ̋ͦͫ̍A̍̏̃̆̿H̤͈̝͑Ä̬͉͍̜̮̩́̈́͆͠H̭̮̥̹͙̦ͧ̒A̰̻̓̂͛ͫͫĤ̨̱̙̳̘̫͍ͮͬ̚A͇ͥ̊H̩̫͈̭̫̣ͪͧͨͩ̿́̚͞A͉̻̪̖̫̬̳͝H̢͕̪̤ͦ͊ͦ̋A̸H̹̩͈̼̭͚ͦ̒ͭ̾̇̕A̶̤͕H̙̪̲͂̑͋̂̽̂H̟̻̰͐ͥͭͯͤ̃ͦ́A̻͉̹̦͊͜H̤͇͔̺̉̇͛Ȁ̳͎̅̆̒̚̕H̡̜̠̼̺̺̠A̟͔̯͚̰̦̠ͣH̥̥̯͇̉͠H̎̈́̈̊ͭ̚A̗̲̿ͤ̉̍̑͢H̗̙͈͋̒̂̾̈́̏̚͠A̛͖ͧͩH̜̟̝̳̜̟̞͋À͊̒̆̌H̱͔̤̫̮̻̉̎͝A͎̪̙̿̾ͬ̄̔͞H̥̞̝̗̯ͩ́̌͊ͭ̏͠Ȧ͍̬̺̼̮̬ͯͧ͢Ḫ̋̓ͬ͐͝H̗͕͓̭̳̠̰ͮͬ͑̾̋Ä̟̪̥͆͆̾̇ͫ͜ͅH̩͕̟̠̭̥̄Ä̪̱̫̜͇ͩ͞H̰̲̖̄ͪ͑̑ͧ͝A̘H͎͕̱̰̭̰ͫ̔ͭ͆̄̈́̀H̢̬͉ͩ͒̆ͫA̟ͪH̪̞̱̘̘ͨ̐ͥ́ͨ̌Ä̵͕͍̰̲̠̽̏ͅH̹͎͕̻ͯ̚͝A͈̠̙͎̖͈͐̌͡H͚̘̹̻̔̉ͩͮ͋͗̏͢ͅH͔͔̏ͩ͌̓̿͂͗Ȃ̵̩̬̰̳͉̦̍̓̈́ͮ̾̓H̲͎̺̳͔͓͇ͤͬ̾A̴͙͙̙͆̾̆H͗͊A̖ͬH͕͈̲̬̻͖͐ͫ͋͌ͣ͌ͤ͝Ȁ̉̏͒ͤ̒̚͏H͍͎̳̣̗͗́͒͛̒H̰͙̝͇̣Ā̢̠͓̥͈͓͌̂̒̌̋̐ͅH̵̩̣͎͈͕ͦ̑̊̆̾Ạ͔͌H̥͖ͪAͧ̓̾ͯ̾̈̏H̜̝̳͕̺͕́̾ͯͥHͬ̄̃͒ͫͫ̀͏͖̱͍̼Â̢ͤ̒ͣͬ̅H̘̤ͮ̏̒̈́̒̚͟Ạ̛͔̗͔̙̱̎̑̋̔̇ͮHͬH̷̳̪̹ͤ̏̆̆̒ͭ̚A̞̥̔́ͅH͙͍̳̠̝͉̰ͭ̋ͥ̓̚̕Aͬ̒͑̎͌͏̩̻̖͈H̏̍̇͗͋A̱̗͔̯͕̭̯̍̀̌̆̌͞H͎͓͖̍̾A̻̯͈̗͍̯͖͆ͭ̋͟H̙̮̲͙͗͑ͅȂ̋͒ͩ̎̍H͔̺̮̱̭͚̋͗̌A̝̹̟̩͈̬ͧͯ̄̏ͅH͇͕̫̮͉̟̉̌ͭ̄͐̽ͦ͘H͖̮̪̞̮ͧ̏͗̈́͡Ā̉ͫͪH̨͇̭̼ͭ͑̾͂̽̿̈Ạ̰͙̺̟͚̜H̫̤̹͖͙͔̟ͪ͒Ä́̉̀͘Ḩ̮̭͔̃͌A̲̠̱̥̞̪̿̔́̇ͤ̓Ḣ̴͔͔̹̘͉̽͌͑̎ͣ̓Ḧ͖̞̤̫̲̹́A͎̖͙̿̚H͔̮͍̞̺͑̿̊Ä̡̙̩͚̱͈͍̏ͣ̚Ḩ͎̦Ą͔̩͚̱͔̜ͅH̘̼̞͎̫̟͒̋̎͒̉̕ͅH̟͍̩͚̿ͅA̶̰͚̥͔H̉̂̓͏͈̠͖̞A̼͎̼̺͟H̦͚̰̘̲̗̖̒̃̾̐͟A̛H̫͕̘̫͎ͧͫ͑̍͋Ȁ̴̘͙̱̲̈́̈́͋ͫ͒H͖̻̰̖͌ͣ̀̿Aͤͤ͏̭̻̼͙̤H͍̦͈͎͋̑̍̏ͧ̌Ạ̰̰̩̩̬̃̈͠Ḩ͍́ͧͩͨ̎ͦĀ̀͐͐ͬ͐҉̪H̨H̷ͮ͒̆̈́ͪ̓A̡̬͎̒͋ͨͩ͆H̜͖̹͉͓̘ͣͥ̒ͩ̂Ȃ̪̱̎͋ͦ̎͂͂Ḥ̹͕͇̟̟̤Å̄͗͂̅ͨH̟̩̩ͣ̔ͧ̐ͅA̺̎͘H̙̬͎̘̤̤̔͘H͕ͭ̉̀́̎̚A̬͇̘̫͇͔̻ͤ͆̀H̦̦̬͒̽ͪA͖͖̗̮̠͍̐́H̜͙͓̦͈̩͔̃̔͆ͮ̒AͅH̯͇͈̫̠̮̤̃́̃ͤ̂̃̚A̹͍͑͆H̼̩͉̣͒ͮͫ̇Aͯ̓͑̎͊ͣ̀͠H̡͔̗̹̩Ȃ̠̙̬͗̊͂̅͠H̗̼̭̼͍͒ͭ̒͑ͮͪ͐Ȁ̡̬̜̞̹ͤ̾H̭̗͇̻̒̓ͨͥA̬̬͉̬̾̆̄ͮ̌͢H͍̰ͦͣ̑ͬͧA͎̼̪͒̔Hͬ̊͑͌͒ͮA͇̳̍͑̔̃̆̈̚H̛̭͖ͫͩ̌͂ͨA̛ͥ̆ͤH̜̹̰̙͇͇̗̋̉̊A̢̜ͦ͊H͎̜̟͇̣̰̞A̞̣̺͂H̯̥͕ͅÄ͉̃̉ͨ̂͡H̼͕̻̮͉͔͛̈́A͕̭͍̟̟ͪͣͫ̈́͂H̯̯̫͋͛̓̐A҉H̪̆̊̓̊Ḥ̝̝͕͕̳̭A̱̲̣̪ͤ̈́ͫ͟H̗̹̝͎̖͚A̭̖̠̥̥̭̥ͫͦͦ͞H̹͚ͯ͑̌A̼͖̱̱H̝̮͈A̼̜̲͆̈ͧ͠H̜̹̬̼̱̱͓̍̏ͦ̄̉ͯ̂͠Ȃ̲̬͉̻͒ͫͮ̀H̛̺͓̼̳ͥ̏H͙̼̺͇̳̲͡A͕̔H̓̓ͨͦ͂A̻̫̳H̡͍͚͉̣̘̝̣A̗͔̙̟̜̣ͧ̽ͨͣ̏ͧ̄ͅH̰͎͇̱̬͔̿͋̃̀ͪ͡A̵̯̺̼̪̗͔̝ͫ́H̵͔͂ͧ̂ͬ͛̓ͥAͤͤ̑H̺̗͎̄H̛̐͛́ͫ͋Ȧ̭̮̖̳͔͈̜ͩ̂̋͡H̫͓̕A̠̰̻͍̩̬̋̈́H̱̭̦̣̺̥̱͒̂̿Aͭ̽̒̊̚H̡͆ͥA̐ͨ̃̌̍̆͌͞Ḣ̜͔͈̯̓A̪H̰̹͙̪̰̽͂ͤ́͂A̘̙ͥ̓̅̍̄̃H̸̳̭͇͔͇̹͓̍̍ͬ̿ͨÄ̱͙̝͈́H̦̰̦̿ͩ͑ͨ̚H͆̊ͮͬ͆҉A͉̙̣̮̮̠͒H̛̘̉̔̄ͪ̅Ă̗̲̲̻̹̟̌͆̐̈ͅH̻͍͉ͭA̛̬̦͕̭̩͒̈́ͫ̇̃͌́Ḧ͔̰̰̤̻͕̒ͥͦ̋̌A̧̮̮̞Ȟ͏̳A̷̎̔̎ͣ͊̿͒H̟̥̮̉̎́̇́̎H̝̺ͮ̉͠À̤̂ͪ̍̍̊͟H̞̰͙̲͇̻͙̀͂ͪ͊ͭͤȂ̹̍H͈̋̇̏̃Aͭ̌ͭH̯̣͈̳̃̀̒̌̔ͥ̚͘A͇̟͋̉ͪ͗ͫ͞H̎ͮ͏̣H̤̠͒̋͛̑ͩ̓Ã̹͖H̦͙̪͕͈͔͚̃ͬͦ̚Ả͆̍ͤH̪̳͈̊̎̕Aͧ̑H̱̋͟ͅͅA̗͈͓̻͗͆̕H̸̺̝̪͔ͭȀ̮̠̫͆̅ͬͬ̄̔H̓H͙̰̞͕͝A̦̳̠Ḩ͔̣̲͔̮̠͉̂ͦ̓̊Â̝̻̲͖̹͙̼ͪ͆ͩ͗̄͡H͍̮̯H̞͖̦̣̤̹͓͂ͣ̉͐̓̀Å̻͉͔̥͚̭̠͋ͩ̾̇̈H̩͈̮̠͙͖ͨA̛̿̂͗ͭ̓̍H̬͇͇̟͚̦̤Ǎ͔̹͍͍̯̣͆̉Hͯͨ͋͜H̶̠̮͑͐̃͋̇̚Ä̯̫̣ͧ̑̎̐͢H͍̮̤͙̾̊͂̔̌A͐ͪHA̴̬̙͚̮̼̓̓̂̎̈́͐̀H̝̘̗̖͉͐͒̔̀H͉̼ͥͪ̄ͬ͐ͯ́Ăͧͣ͊H̡̻͚̤̭͈ͩ̾A̸̝̖H̳͍̞ͦ̔͗̃ͬ͗͠A͕͎̙͂H̙̪̼̞ͥͦ͆̍̕Ạ͋ͮ̀͋̎͟Ḥ̺͆̎̓̂͒͛̚H͙͓̖͙͖̩̹͌̐̌̔A̲͙͎̥̜͕̋͞Hͧ̍̽ͯͫ̚À͖̗̹̺̝̺͠H̸̳̟͛ͫA̪̩̜̥̥͍͆ͮͪ̿ͫͨ͝H̳̖̠̣̖̐̈́̚H̭̩̪̄ͩͮ̔ͧA̱͖̝̭̬̘̣̍ͯ̓͘H̱̦̩̣͉̙͊͗̄̄̉͑̚A̡͍̞ͨ͗̀ͦ́̔̑Hͣ͞Ǎ̦̬̼ͅH̛͓̪̔̒̈̌H̡̠̼̭͚̱͎̒̀̈ͧ̂̿̊ͅA̪̳͇̝̠̻̘͛ͨͦ̾̓ͪͭ”

“...whats going on... are you ok?”

[professor-baldi]

Hey baldi where's gotta sweep and first prize? Also can we see shapeshifter baldi?

[professor-baldi]

*gives baldi a jar full of origami paper stars and disapears*

Sooo… It’s been a bit-

[professor-baldi]

...... they hit you baldi....? What monsters. I mean I had poor grades when I was little. Mostly in spelling. But my parents used enforcement and bribes. 20 bucks every time I got a "a" and my dad let me insult him as long as I knew how to spell the insult perfectly.

[professor-baldi]

Are there any other subjects in this school besides math?

M: “Ya know.. the stupid shit..?”

[professor-baldi]

(Can we see Baldi being a father to Playtime?)artrequest

B: I wouldn’t really make for a good dad, sure....

[professor-baldi]

Mod Carine: Hey, professor! Can i say you are the cute Baldi that I've seen in my life? And other question (for the mod) you are Brazilian? Also, have a great day.

B: oh, uh.. Thanks kid!

Mun: No, I’m Mexican-American.