#ballengers

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Jase: I have decided that I am, indeed a snack. It’s just no one’s hungry.

Kazi, under her breath: I’m starving.

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Jase: Okay guys, we need to cut down our living expenses. What can we live without?

Priya: I think—

Kazi, appearing out of nowhere: Probably Zane.

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Synové: If you add “violently” in front of any action, it becomes 100 times funnier.

Mason: Violently breathes.

Kazi: Violently cries.

Wren: Violently studies.

Paxton: Violently murders the members of the Patrei’s family.

Jase: Vionently worries about Paxton’s comment.

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Jase: Someone betrays us as we speak.

Straza: Is it us, Jase?

Jase: No.

Ballengers: Is it us, Jase?

Jase: No.

Kazi: Is it me, Jase?

Jase, mockingly: Is it me, Jase?

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Jase: I am the best Patrei to ever exist and I know everything that is happening in the kingdom so I can protect my people.

Kazi:

Paxton:

Synové and Wren:

The Ballengers:

The Ballenger Ancestors:

Truko and Zane:

Banques:

The secret army:

Montegue: Flower no.