#bam theory

[whathefuckshappening]

Hi sweetie! How are you? I'm new into the seb stan fandom and i just found out that he's dating alejandra onieva which seems pretty odd to me since they don't have any movie or like anything together so do you have an idea about how did these two met? Hope you're having a great day!

Hi!! I’m okay thanks! 👌👌

The original and common understanding is that their relationship was set up for publicity (at least originally) and then all hell broke loose for 15 months with their shenanigans 😂

It’s possible they met through mutuals, but the jury’s still out on this, as well as the nature of their relationship. It’s a long story, anon! Feel free to check through my tags for further info!

Good luck! Lol

[whathefuckshappening]

Notice how Seb today out a think in his story for big day out. we see you seb snd your distractions. BAM THEORY

Can’t stress this enough lol:

[whathefuckshappening]

I got two things to say.. BAM THEORY!!

I don’t make the rules, I just point them out…🤷‍♀️

[whathefuckshappening]

He also posts more when things are coming out for him.// I thought him posting more was him buttering up fans for something going down shitshow wise this weekend but do you think there might be some casting news instead?

He bookends - he posts more before and after messes with her, and around the times career news is about to strike.

That just the patterns we’ve seen so far.

[whathefuckshappening]

Ffs I need to go to bed lol but Ale update. She’s with Esmeralda. Awesome. No quarantining, then? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

So as predicted, her making it obvious she’s there etc - Bam, Bam, Bam!! 💥💥...

No fucking masks...I cannot

[whathefuckshappening]

BAM theory today? All this shit about the party then today we get a post from seb and daily mail article?

Yep, it’s curious a storm brewed just as more photos dropped, along with Sebs silly IG video. He’s such a goof lol.

But...it is odd how promo always seems to drop after a bit of fan drama. Bam! Indeed...🤔

[whathefuckshappening]

Ok how can you tell a relationship is real?

Oh god lol 😂😂

*Not enough hours in the day*

Better question, how can you tell it is orchestrated? That’s a far easier question to answer. I’ve talked about it at great length on the blog, but that’s my best answer. If you could find patterns and timings in a public relationship, then that’s not real. We have a whole theory borne out of Seb and ales shitshow called Bam! Theory. It’s that predictable. Check my #BAM theory tags for more insight. Or #understanding PR

Real rs are more random and not actively trying to promote things etc

[whathefuckshappening]

Mmh so we got that “random” tiktok video from a Spanish girl (lmao) pretending to be associated to the groom and “randomly” suggesting Seb would attend a wedding with A, then the post to Jessica shortly later and now this? In less than 24h? Two to one day before the new FATWS episode? Their teams woke up these days and chose violence lmaooo

Sebs team realising they haven’t ripped enough hearts out in the fandom:

I feel foolish - the BAM theory is our friend and saviour, yet every time we get slapped, I scream and go, “oh fuck, I didn’t see that coming”.

I need to practice more of what I preach!! 😆😆😆🤡🤡🤡