#bamboo talks

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Time for the Post Family Time Cry™

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Me @ my brain: I really need to work on the fanfics I've already started

My brain: here's a fully formed Lazer Team American Revolutionary War AU

Me: ...

Me: this is the opposite of what I asked for

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*dramatic singing with harp accompaniment* How will I ever be able to live on my own when I can't even take care of myself in a treatment center? *tinkling bells*

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I like to think of myself as a fusion of April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer

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I agreed to hang out with someone that I didn't want to because I couldn't say no 🙃

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One of my housemates is a fierce libertarian and I'm just 😕 but she just said she always plays as a Stormcloak and idk if I can handle that

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If one more person tells me "this [really stressful situation] is going to be a great opportunity to learn to use new skills!" I'm going to fucking lose it

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I single-handedly got everyone in my program into Neko Atsume