Apr 28, 2014
Hey Jean, OMLETTE you finish, but Sasha had the best entre of all time.
*GASP*
YOU
TAKE
THAT
BACK.
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Hey Jean, OMLETTE you finish, but Sasha had the best entre of all time.
*GASP*
YOU
TAKE
THAT
BACK.
TO ANYONE THAT HAS TRIED TO SKYPE ME RECENTLY AND GOTTEN NO RESPONSE:
My Skype keeps saying I'm signed in when I'm not, so I swear on all of my worldly possessions that I AM NOT IGNORING YOU. I'm trying to fix the problem as we speak.
Sorry about this!
Don't stop talking to me because my Skype has issues, you beautiful people!!!
banair said:
Why the LONG face, Jean? ;D
GET OUT OF HERE GET OUT OF HERE YOU.
That Dear Jean (to the Tune of "Gaston" from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast") -- For/Co-written by Bri! (Banair)
JEAN: Who does Mikasa think she is?! That girl is tangled with the wrong, stupid man!
MARCO: Darn right, Jean!
JEAN: No one says no to Jean Kirstein! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it’s more than I can bear.
MARCO: More beer?
JEAN: What for? Nothing helps. I’m disgraced.
MARCO: Who, you? Never! Jean, you’ve got to pull yourself together! Gosh it disturbs me to see you dear Jean, Looking so down in the dumps. Every guy here’d love to be you, dear Jean; Even when taking your lumps! There’s no one in town as admired as you! You’re everyone’s favorite guy! Everyone’s awed and inspired by you, And it’s not very hard to see why!
NO… ONE’S… Tough as Jean Kirstein, No one’s as rough as Jean Kirstein; No one’s got undercuts with quite as much scruff as Jean Kirstein!
For there’s no man in Trost half as manly; Perfect, a pure stallion! You can ask any Erwin, Levi, or Hanji; And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
NO… ONE…
Flirts like Jean Kirstein, Has lusty spurts like Jean Kirstein; Gets rejected and laughed at and hurts like Jean Kirstein.
JEAN: As a specimen, no, I’m not that pathetic!
MARCO: My, what a guy, that dear Jean!
Give five “hurrahs!” Give twelve “hip-hips!” Jean’s a great though he can’t get a kiss on the lips!
NO… ONE…
Gets pissed like Jean Kirstein, Ends up dissed like Jean Kirstein; Tries really hard but still ends up dismissed like Jean Kirstein!
For no one realizes his great strengths.
JEAN: As you see I can lead teams with flair.
MARCO: Not a bit of him’s quite like a pansy… Until Eren flips him out of his chair!
NO… ONE…
Soars like Jean Kirstein, Lands on floors like Jean Kirstein; In a shouting match nobody roars like Jean Kirstein!
JEAN: I’m especially good at Eren hating!
[Punches Eren]
MARCO: Whoo! Ten points for dear Jean!
JEAN: When I was twelve I trained all day Afternoon, evening, and dawn. But then I got outranked by Jaeger... I can’t help but feel that shit’s really wrong!
[Begins to beat the snot out of Eren]
MARCO: NO, AHH, STOP! My what a guy, that dear Jean!
No one slugs like Jean Kirstein, Thrashes the smug like Jean Kirstein; Punches that Eren's mug like Jean Kirstein!
JEAN: Eren’s gonna get my sword rammed up his ass, I swear it!
MARCO: My what a guy, that dear Jean!
Apparently, everything my friend Bri posts is amazing, so I jsut rebloged like 10 posts from her.
Sorry Bri
8tracks is Radio, rediscovered - F❀CK YOU EREN (42min) by winterlism in BC | music tags: shingeki no kyojin, attack on titan, upbeat, and anime | Jean ~the sleek~ Kirstein's everyday playlist to warm up before beating that stupid shit Eren in every single thing ever "Eren, you only killed like, ...
EVER WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE THE EARS OF JEAN KIRSCHTEIN?
START BY LISTENING TO WHAT I LISTEN TO EVERY MORNING AS SOON AS I WAKE UP!
So I'm wondering, why didn't your horse come back to you when you whistled for it, aren't you one of its people?
I THINK I THREATENED IT WITH MY SUPERIOR MASCULINITY.
HE WAS A GELDING AFTER ALL,
AND I AM NOT.
HAHA.
SUCK IT, HORSE.
The party's just getting started at Gatsby's and it's off the heezy. Suddenly, the music stops. Everyone looks around to see what's going on. Then they see him. In the middle of party stands Gatsby under a spotlight.
"Daisy," he begins.
"WANNA SEE ME DO SQUATS?"
He then proceeds to do the most magnificent squats anyone at the party has ever seen.
Everyone applauds.
Daisy admits she never loved Tom and flies into Gatsby's arms.
Everything ends well for Gatsby.
Gatsby does amazing squats.