#banalsha

[roleplayerxshoutouts]

“Shoutout to @banalsha for being an amazing writer with a really cool oc (and a very nice mod)!”

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banalsha  replied to your  video

u kno i have a lot of regrets but watching this is #1

im twelve years old i cant not start laughing at the 2 second mark. that music oh my god. its so much worse than if it were careless whisper or something. no. n o. they chose whats probably from a cheap 80s porno with a plumber and a Hot Single Mom Near You oh my god its so good

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banalsha  replied to your  post

{ o m g …. … adorable.. . im die }

im not adora??ble? how da rre yuo. ia m the night?? fear me!!?

i say, wearing a large wolf pj shirt from when i was 12 and obsessed with wolves

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banalsha  replied to your  post

im dead

ive gIVEN UP

ill be 100% honest i had not passed the 1 minute mark and i had not seen the close-up shot of solas’ finger clipping thru lavellan’s vagina. now that. thats filmmaking for you. francis 4coppola shit right there

[dracxnianism]

ACCENT

9 / 10 !!!

[wildcardsera-blog]

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☄ for a random hc!

sera isnt the best at taking care of herself. she doesnt rlly care about physical appearances so much tho so?? i mean its canon that she cut her own hair with a knife bc it was too in her face. (also shes v butch and the hair fits her aesthetic so everything works out anyways)

but onto the hc: she has kinda fucked up teeth. i think she was spoiled in all the wrong ways as a kid (ie: she ate lots of sweets and has all the material possessions in the world but her guardian was a manipulative bitch who emotionally abused her) so shes used to eating lots of sweets and very little nutrition. dental hygiene wasnt at its peak during this time anyways but still,,, and i think she was also a little sickly. in the vitamin deficiency way, not the “get the cold and die” way.

seras bad at taking care of herself all over. shell eat until shes stuffed one day and forget to eat the next bc shes too busy chatting with people. her guardian didnt teach her an awful lot of practical life lessons (aside from the way high born ppl should act, which doesnt apply to hger now) so she. doesnt always recognize when she isnt treating herself well

two for one combo:

lady emmald was a high born and raised sera to act like one. a shy one who was constantly scared all the people she knew (besides her ‘oh-so-dear’ guardian) hated her, and was ashamed of her elven heritage, but a high born nonetheless. lady emmald is still the high and mighty ‘big guy’ sera thinks about when she gives the impassioned speeches about how rich people fuckin suck and poor people need to band together.

sera tried for a long time to like elven culture. she tried to talk to elves in the alienage- they called her dumb and selfish for refusing such a high standard of living when her guardian died. many of them were jealous and thought she wasted the chance she was given. (the elves in the alienage are the poorest people in the city though- to them it would just look like if cinderella had shattered the glass shoe when the prince brought it to her). she tried to talk to the dalish- they were too snooty about the city elves, they focused too much on the past, they shamed her for believing, even the tiniest bit, in the maker. she interacted with very few people from each group but it was enough to completely turn her away from either of them. and, as things got more dire in thedas, people stuck closer to their convictions. for every elf who accepted sera into their life she met two more that believed what they used ti even more furiously now. she understands that not elves think the same, and that all of them are different. shes just dealt with so much shit in her life that she doesnt want to try so hard to find a person who wont reject her.

[wolfdreaded]

“We gotta lubricate this voyage.”

Will It sentences.⌘ @banalsha​

          ❝Oh?❞

     It had, admittedly, been a somewhat rough journey thus far. Unfortunately, Solas hadn’t yet come up with any solution himself, and had therefor kept quiet regarding it. Cyrand’s remark served merely to remind him of the unpleasant nature of this trek, though his irritation only showed in the slight bite to his tone as he spoke.

          ❝Dare I ask you give a more helpful suggestion, if you find our voyage to be too tedious for your taste?❞