“WILL IT?” — Good Mythical Morning Starters Pt. 1
Down below you will see a randomly arranged assortment of 80+ quotes, taken from some of GMM’s ‘Will It?’ videos. (x) These are fairly safe for work, but there are about 4 or 5 that say ‘penis’ in them and others with various innuendos sprinkled in. So that’s a thing.
“Maybe it’s time for something new, ___.”
“We’re gonna test the limits of that little donkey.”
“Well, here’s your chance.”
“I’ve always wanted to know what it would feel like to be pregnant with an alien.”
“Is it ever too early to be thankful and to eat?”
“It’s like depressed lettuce.”
“You’ve set a precedent to wrap your whole mouth around it.”
“Stick your pinky in there.”
“I call the world ‘baby’.”
“I always go into the back of museums.”
“Might be your butthole, might be somewhere else.”
“Next time you hose down the Cinnabon, call me.”
“It looks like an eel specimen.”
“Let’s grow a pair, and eat a penis.”
“My mama used to do that too.”
“It’s like sushi for babies.”
“Chewing is a form of rubbing.”
“I would pay $1,000 to rub sunscreen on Elvis’s belly.”
“Everything’ll be okay, if you just listen.”
“Don’t ask questions about it.”
“Trees is plants, plants is vegetables, vegetables is food.”
“The future is bleak. The world isn’t lookin’ too good right now.”
“I’m not a lover of blue cheese.”
“– and I’ve eaten bull testicles before.”
“My mom would do that sometimes.”
“I’ll text you when I’m on the throne.”
“I wanna quit right now. I wanna quit life.”
“If your mouth tastes like my finger smells right now..”
“FULLY-LOADED BAKED POTATO!”
“I’m not going to, because I care about my bowels.”
“I MADE IT OFF THE ISLAND!”
“I don’t know if I wanna rub it on the inside of my body.”
“Why does it have to smell like an anus?”
“Something’s wrong with y’all!”
“Do what my momma said, arms in the air!”
“Can we come up with an equation?”
“It’s not the penis, man.”
“The toilets go the wrong way and your brains are backwards!”
“You gotta eat the pied piper’s pipe?”
“It got him banned in a couple of countries.”
“Tongue down on this puppy?”
“It seems sad but it’s fancy at the same time.”
“Get your face in the area.”
“That’s what your mom does.”
“I’ve never wanted to be pregnant so bad in my life.”
“What is that black ball in it?”
“It’s like eating a hose.”
“I think it literally is a mistake.”
“This is the way the aliens impregnate all of us.”
“These legs are hairier than mine.”
“This is not something that should happen.”
“It’s like the universe is in my mouth right now.”
“I feel like there is absolutely no way this cannot be good.”
“We gotta lubricate this voyage.”
“You got this stuff from a can?”
“It doesn’t have a lot of visual appeal.”
“….I’m not your friend anymore.”
