An actually hilarious thing that happened in lessons yesterday
Clarinet 1: what does sonore mean?
Director: It's an Italian word meaning - wait no its french. It means with volume.
Director: *chuckles to himself* hon hon hon!
Me: baguette
Director: french toast
Me: french fries
Clarinet 2: are french fries even French?
Me: *being an intellectual* No, the first french fries were fried in grease(Greece)
Band room: *uncomfortable silence as people get the joke*
Director: what did they even fry things in?
Director: *furiously googles the cooking methods of the first french fry maker*









