What Happens in Band Camp Goes on the Internet

Run by a straight cis girl in band and a trans-masculine human in Guard. Take that, steryotypes.

[incorrect-marchingband]

Hey Winter Guard friends, even though most guards’ seasons have already ended prematurely, don’t let that take away from what your team was able to accomplish in such a short time. You guys work your butts off every day, and even though you didn’t get very much time to showcase what you’ve got, keep working hard and push through this difficult time. You’re amazing people, and your talent is still acknowledged. Please stay healthy, I’m proud of y’all :)

[221eggsbenedict]

You either think guard is a sport, or you are wrong.

[classical-crap]

things you didn’t know were components of the violin bow:

-frog seating

-tongue

-screw tang

-screw shaft

-shank

-nipple rings

[tiktoks-we-like]

[Description start: A young woman is playing the beginning part of the Universal Studios theme song on a xylophone, and then she throws both of the mallets at a drum placed in front of the xylophone. Another woman comes after her, playing the same tune and throws the mallets at the drum again. A man walks up after the last woman has finished and starts singing the ending of the Universal Studios theme off-key before laughing and walking away. End of description.]

[sad-flute-noises]

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[faustandfurious]

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

[sea-anon]

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

[imaginatorically]

@ihasdrawing so lemme get this straight, you were a trumpet PLAYER but now you’re a French Horn.

I didn’t know French horns had tumblr.

[ahdor]

I like ALL the flutes you’ve guys have found

[classical-crap]

fun way to scare a musician:

tell them “good luck on the concert tonight” on a day that they don’t have a concert 

[uh-oh-oboe]

You know what? Fuck this post.

[flutejesus]

piece: is in cut time

sight-reading band:

[patchwork-songs]

Niccolo Paganini handwritten score

[e-minor-mental-breakdowns]

Someone stop him

[thescientificviolist]

he cannot be stopped

[pleatedjeans]

via

[thyme-sweetened-honey]

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

[vault11overseer]

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

[dankmemeuniversity]

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

No one:

Not anyone:

Literally not a single person:

Saxophones: *plays careless whisper*

[once-upona-groupchat]

Band: a Mindset

Two nights ago I had a dream. The band was in concert arcs and we got the “Mark time mark”. The sensation of my own two feet moving of their own accord startled me awake and I immediatley dissolved into laughter. Once you’re in the band, the marching (apparently) never stops.

[shostakovichs-ass]

[altoclaft]

alto saxes are so fucking small, but its always some tall ass nerds playing them, i love it. peak. tall altos make their intsrument look like a kids toy and its the best.

[musicalshards]

the opposite is tiny baby humans playing alto sax and it looking like a bari on them

[once-upona-groupchat]

Literally my sax section

[mrwrightcool]

[once-upona-groupchat]

*Ahem* Drumline

[loveofmellophones]

DCI World Champion Mellophones - The Bluecoats

@bloofbari @gushandgofrackyourself