#bandofgremlins

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hey you. yeah you. look at him.

thank u.

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elton john, singing your song: and you can tell everybody this is your song

me:

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listen if you don't have these pictures of roger on your phone you aren't a real human being

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judge: you're charged with jaywalking, how do you plead?

john, leaning into the mic: i'll take the death penalty

judge: wait thats not-

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*at the store*

speaker: will "fred" and "the poodle lookin' one" please come to the front of the store?

*freddie and brian walk to the front of the store to find roger and john in tears*

roger: i'm calling the police for child neglect

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roger: *counting on his fingers*

bartender: i asked how old you are

roger: can you shut the fuck up for a second

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ok thank u

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roger: you are so ugly i'm sorry

brian: don't apologize you didn't choose to be blind