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Hey 😊 I only now found your No Fun Tour fic, because i fell into the rabbithole of Motley Crue on tumblr, and i absolutely love it!! I hope you will continue it an one point, but no pressure, i understand discontinuing fics Anyway, love your writing, hope you are well

Awww I’m so glad you like it! I definitely want to finish it one day - I have the next chapter started and there’s going to be 20 in total.

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Tattoos (One-Shot)

Machine Gun Kelly x Reader

Masterlist

SUMMARY // requested by @icalldibsonharrystylesandluke – “if your requests are open, would you consider doing some mgk one shots, blurbs or whatever? That would be highly appreciated”

NOTE // I’ll be honest and say writing this scared me because I’m not actually that familiar with MGK – I basically only know him because of The Dirt, so disclaimer for OOC behavior and incorrect information.

WORDS // 2314

TAGLIST // @divaanya @icalldibsonharrystylesandluke ((okay I am so sick of tumblr not wanting to let me tag people this is so stupid))

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              You’d started dating Colson around the same time he’d gotten the call to play Tommy Lee on The Dirt, which meant you got to come along to New Orleans with him.  It was great for you; you’d always wanted to travel there and now you got to do it with your boyfriend and watch him make what you knew was going to be a killer movie. You weren’t allowed on set all the time, but it was easy to keep busy sight-seeing around New Orleans and checking things off your bucket list.  It was even better when Colson had a day off and the two of you could do things together. But whenever you were allowed you could never wipe the smile off your face.  You’d grown up on Motley Crue and now you were watching your boyfriend bring their music back to life.  It was nothing short of surreal.  One of your favourite parts though was watching the transformation from Machine Gun Kelly to Tommy Lee.  You often spent time in the makeup and costume trailer with him, and it blew your mind.  It was weird watching your boyfriend morph into one of your idols.

              You’d help him go over lines, watch him practice twirling drumsticks, and film little behind-the-scenes stuff on his phone for him.  It was kind of a weird way to spend quality time with your boyfriend, but it was a lot of fun.  The whole trip was by far the most amazing experience of your life, but if you had to pick one thing that you loved above everything else from the trip, the times you helped Colson wash the makeup that covered his tattoos off were your favourites.  

                You beamed as Colson walked off the stage set.  You’d been watching them perform Motley songs all day for a gig scene and they were honestly incredible.  With all the screaming extras, it almost felt like you were at the real thing.  You could still tell it was weird for the other guys, but performing was like second nature for your boyfriend.

              “You guys were amazing up there!” you congratulated, throwing your arms around his sweaty neck.

              “You really think so?”

              “Yes!  You look just like the real deal, and if I didn’t know any better I’d say you were a first-rate drummer!” you gushed.

              “That was the last scene we had to film today, so we can go back to the trailers if you want.”

              “Ooo what are you implying?” you teased him, pulling back to give him a cheeky grin.  He just laughed.  “I’m just teasing, I know you’re probably exhausted.”

              “I mostly just want to get this wig and makeup off,” Colson confessed, leaning down to give you a little peck on the lips.  You nodded your head.  Giving you a big smile, he grabbed your hand and the two of you bid farewell to the rest of the cast and crew.  It was getting close to dinner time and the sun was starting to sink below the horizon, painting the sky every shade of pink, purple and orange and making everything seem golden.  You looked up at Colson as the two of you walked hand in hand back to his trailer. He had that post-show glow that you’d seen well over a dozen times.  And you had to admit he looked really good in the leather pants and jacket.  Just like a rock star.

              A few more crew members were milling around the trailers when the two of you arrived, one of them being the girl who helped style all the boy’s wigs, Cassandra.

              “Hey, you’re back!” she greeted, putting down the book she’d been reading and jumping to get the door of the makeup trailer.  “Ready to get that wig off?”

              “Yes.”

              “I’ll try to be quick so you can hop in the shower and get the makeup off,” she smiled, ushering the two of you inside.  “I’m sure Y/N won’t mind helping with that.”

              You blushed a little as Cassandra winked.  Colson just laughed and plunked himself down in the makeup chair as Cassandra went to work ungluing his Tommy wig.  Pulling out your phone, you switched it to video.

              “How’d the shoot go today, babe?” you asked your boyfriend, capturing the moment.

              “Fuckin’ rocked it!”

              You laughed as he threw up the devil horns.

              “We did so fucking good we get the day off tomorrow.”

              “Really?” you squeaked, ending the recording and putting your phone down.

              “Yup, we can go to that restaurant you wanted to check out,” answered Colson. “They’re filming some other stuff tomorrow so we’re off the hook.”

              “I guess that means on break tomorrow too,” remarked Cassandra, slowly pulling the wig off Colson and placing it on the Styrofoam head on the makeup counter.  With nimble, practiced fingers she began working at his flattened hair to get it loose for washing.  You were always amazed how flat makeup and costume people could get actors’ hair underneath the wigs.  Propping yourself up on the counter, you watched her work in comfortable silence until she was finished.  Ruffling his hair to signal she was finished, she flashed you a smile.

              “All done, pal!”

              “Thanks Cas,” said Colson, getting up from the chair.  You reached for his free hand as he waved at her with the other as the two of you left the makeup trailer.  Colson’s trailer was on the other side of the lot, but you didn’t mind the walk.  The air was still warm and any alone time with your boyfriend no matter how small was always nice.  Grinning up at him, you tugged at the sleeve of his leather jacket.

              “Think you’ll get to keep some of this stuff afterwards?” you asked him.

              “Not sure, but I’m kinda growing fond of the pants,” he replied, grinning.

              “They look good on you.”

              “You sweat buckets in them but they look fuckin’ rad.”

              The two of you arrived at Colson’s trailer and you opened the door.  It would have been dark inside, except Colson had installed one of those disco-type lights that spins around and shines little circles of colour everywhere that he always left on.  Dropping your purse on one of the seats, you watched your boyfriend shrug off the leather jacket and unbutton his leather pants. Stretching, you missed seeing all his tattoos, especially the really big piece on his back.  It was your favourite.

              “It’s so weird seeing you without your tattoos,” you commented.

              “Yeah, it still weirds me out every day.”

              “Do you want to eat something or take a shower first?” you inquired, flopping down on the couch that ran under one of the trailer windows.

              “Shower.”

              “Then pizza?”

              “Yes!”

              “Sounds like a plan,” you smiled.  You watched him tug off the leather pants and toss them onto the back of a chair before sliding open the bathroom door.  The bathroom on the trailer wasn’t huge, but it did have a shower which was pretty luxury.  Leaving it open a crack, you heard him start the water and wait a minute or two for the water to get warm.  There was the usual bumping and thumping and then you couldn’t help but grin when over the sound of water you heard him humming ‘Girls, Girls, Girls’.  Relaxing on the couch, you kicked your feet up and entertained yourself by watching the lights go around and around the cabin of the trailer.  It was hypnotic and you probably stared at them for well over five minutes before you heard Colson calling for you from the bathroom.

              “Hey babe,” he called.

              “Yeah?”

              “Mind helping me get some of this shit off?  I can’t reach.”

              “Sure.”

              Sliding off the couch, you opened the door to the bathroom.  It was all steamy and warm inside, and Colson’s boxers had been discarded on the toilet seat.  You couldn’t see into the shower because the glass was all fogged up.

              “Want to just open the door and hand me the cloth?” you asked, rolling up your sleeves.

              “The water’s gonna get everywhere if I open the door.”

              “How do you want me to do this then?”

              “The shower’s not that small, get in here.”

              “Pardon?” you squeaked.

              “Get in here!  I can’t reach and I want this stuff off!” he chuckled opening the shower door just a crack to peek his head out.  “Take your damn clothes off!”

              You could feel the heat rushing to your cheeks as you shook your head at him.

              “Oh my god,” you laughed.  “Fine!”

              Your cheeks flushed darker and darker as Colson watched you pull your shirt up over your head and wriggle out of your jeans.  Standing there in your underwear, you placed your hands on your hips and looked at him.

              “I said take your clothes off,” he said, gesturing at your undergarments.

              “All of them?”

              “Yes, all of them.”

              You bit your lip.

              “Fine.”

              Undoing the clasp of your bra, you let it join Colson’s underwear on the toilet seat before you did the same with your panties.  

              “There, you happy now?” you huffed, even though there was a smile on your face.

              “Yess,” grinned Colson, pulling away from the door of the shower so you could slip in.  There was actually more room in the shower than you were expecting, and the water was nice and hot.  Colson had cleaned off a lot of the makeup, but there were still patches on his back that you could see were still covered.

              “It’s nice in here,” you remarked, letting the warm water hit your skin.

              “It’s nicer with you in here.”

              “Oh my god, you’re being so sappy today!” you chided, grabbing the washcloth from his hand.  “Turn around so I can get this makeup off.”

              Doing as he was told, you slowly started wiping off the makeup.  It was pretty heavy duty stuff, and even though he had managed to get most of it from his front, your favourite tattoo was still hidden under the stuff.  Holding his bicep with one hand, you used your other to gently uncover his tattoos. You smiled a little to yourself as you realized how much this felt like you were unearthing dinosaur bones or buried treasure.  Rubbing the cloth over his shoulders, you carefully wiped off more of the makeup.

              “Can you rinse this?  There’s a lot of this stuff,” you said, handing your boyfriend the washcloth since he was closer to the stream of water.  You leaned into his back and rested your cheek against his arm as he wrung out the cloth and handed it back to you.  

              “Thanks for doing this by the way,” he said, planting a kiss on top of your hair that was starting to get wet.  You rubbed your thumb over his as you took the washcloth back.  It was nice to spend a quiet alone moment with him after a long day, and the hot water felt really nice.  Going back to your scrubbing, you slowly uncovered more tattoos, working your way from his shoulders down his back.  He’d been in pants all day so they didn’t paint up his legs, but everything from the shoulders down to them had been.

              Finally you got to your favourite one, the Salvador Dali piece.  Wringing out the washcloth, you squeezed next to Colson to wet it again.  You smiled up at him, your chest bumping his arm.

              “I know I’ve said this before, but I love your tattoos,” you told him, tracing one of the ones on his shoulder with your index finger.  “Especially this one.”

              You started washing the makeup off the Salvador Dali, tracing bits of it with your other fingers.  Feeling Colson shudder a little under your touch, you giggled.

              “Sorry,” you apologized, uncovering more of the piece.

              “’S okay, just tickles a bit when you do that.”

              “Is that so?” you grinned devilishly, doing it again.

              “Hey, cut it out!” laughed Colson, turning around so you couldn’t tickle him anymore.  

              “You still have makeup on you!” you protested, trying to turn him back around by grabbing him by the sides of his arms.  He wouldn’t budge.

              “Don’t fuckin’ tickle me or I’m gonna start swinging!” he warned, doing fake karate moves with a huge grin on his face.  You just laughed.

              “Fine, fine, I’ll stop,” you promised, smacking him with the washcloth. “Turn around, I’m almost done.”

              Guiding him with your hands, you went back to cleaning the remaining makeup off Colson’s lower back until the whole tattoo was uncovered.  Hanging up the rag, and tracing one last teasing finger over it, you wiggled in under the water with your boyfriend.

              “You’re such a tease!” nagged Colson, referring to your tickling.

              “Yeeaaah, but you like it,” you replied cheekily, putting your head under the water and running your hands through it.  You felt his hands come to rest on your hips.  Wiping water off your forehead, you rested your arms on his shoulders and smiled before giving him a little peck on the lips.

              “That’s it?” he asked, feigning being hurt.  Shaking your head and rolling your eyes, you kissed him again, longer this time, letting your eyelids flutter closed.  Pulling you closer by your hips, Colson kissed you back.  This was hands down the best vacation ever. Colson, New Orleans, Motley Crue; it was a dream come true.  Surrounded by steam and warm water, you peppered a few more kisses on your boyfriend’s lips before you pulled back.

              “Do you still want to get pizza, or do you want to stay in here and get pruny?” you asked him, cocking an eyebrow suggestively.  The two of you were chest to chest as warm water cascaded down your back.  You watched him think about it for a second before he answered.

              “Pizza and sweats.”

              “Really?”

              “Yeah.”

              “Okay,” you smiled.  “Pizza and sweatpants it is!”

***

This took so friggin’ long to write I’m so sorry!  I kept getting distracted by TNFT.  Plus I don’t know much about MGK so I hope this doesn’t suck.  I don’t think I’ll do any more MGK requests just ‘cause I don’t feel that comfortable writing about people irl.  The Dirt characters yes - the real guys, not so much.  

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The No Fun Tour (Part 17) SNIPPET

I say snippet because I just started the chapter and have no clue when I’ll ever finish it, but I still wanted to share with y’all.

As Tommy shifted the car into low gear, you finally took in your surroundings.  The neighbourhood was quaint and quiet, save the sound of birds and children playing in unseen backyards.  The houses weren’t big by any means, but they looked like homes, not just houses.  It felt like the kind of neighbourhood you could grow up in.

              Nearly taking out a mail box, even at a slow pace, which sent you and Tommy into a fit of giggles, the drummer finally turned off the engine and tucked the keys into his pocket.  You looked out the driver’s window past Tommy to across the street.

              “Which one is yours?” you asked, unable to decide if the one with red trim was more Lee or the blue one with a porch was.  Tommy pointed behind you at a squat, 60s styled, beige house with a sedan in the driveway.

              “That one.”

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Bandz R Us Masterlist

The Dirt / Motley Crue

The No Fun Tour [Tommy Lee x Reader] // Playlist // Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4  // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8 // Part 9 // Part 10 // Part 11 // Part 12 // Part 13 // Part 14 // Part 15 // Part 16 // Part 17 (in progress)

French Toast [Nikki Sixx x Reader] // Part 1 // Part 2  (finished)

My Kinda Lover [Vince Neil x Reader] // click here  (one-shot)

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The No Fun Tour Playlist

Here is my list of songs that I associate with The No Fun Tour, and thank you to anyone who suggested things!  Enjoy!

Masterlist  

@girl-obsessed-with-things made me a Spotify playlist for TNFT so here is the link to that for those of you who have Spotify (I don’t).

**newest additions are in bold italics**

“Bad Things” by Machine Gun Kelly & Camila Cabello

“Love Bites” by Def Leppard

“Just Tonight” by The Pretty Reckless

“Should I Stay or Should I Go” by The Clash

“Looks That Kill” by Motley Crue

“Don’t You Want Me” by The Human League

“You Can Leave Your Hat On” by Joe Cocker

“Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” by Starship

“Dreams” by The Cranberries

“Feel Like Making Love” by Bad Company

“You Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC

“Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard

“Waiting For A Girl Like You” by Foreigner

“Talk Dirty To Me” by Poison

“I Was Made For Lovin’ You” by KISS

“Layla” by Eric Clapton

“My Kinda Lover” by Billy Squier

“Love On The Brain” by Rihanna

“More Than Words” by Extreme

“Heaven” by Bryan Adams

“Groupie Love” by Lana Del Rey

“I Hate Myself For Loving You” by Joan Jett

“Tear In My Heart” by Twenty One Pilots

“Dance Macabre” by Ghost

“Going to California” by Led Zeppelin

“Anything” by Catfish & The Bottlemen

“Tiny Dancer” by Elton John

“Cherry Pie” by Warrant

“My Girl” by The Temptations

“Handle With Care” by The Traveling Wilburys

“Valentine” by 5 Seconds of Summer

“Venice Bitch” by Lana Del Rey

“I’ll Never Let You Go Angel Eyes” by Steelheart

“Fooled Around And Fell In Love” by Elvis Bishop

“All In The Name Of...” by Motley Crue

“Rodeo” by Motley Crue

“She Goes Down” by Motley Crue

“Sticky Sweet” by Motley Crue

“Slow An’ Easy” by Whitesnake

“Back For More” by Ratt

“Without You” by Motley Crue

“You’re My Temptation” by Alice Cooper

“I’ll Be There For You” by Bon Jovi

“Comin’ Under Fire” by Def Leppard

“Love and Affection” by Def Leppard

“Into You” by Ariana Grande

“I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” by Aerosmith

“You Drive Me Wild” by The Runaways

“Lovin’ You’s A Dirty Job” by Ratt

“Can’t Fight This Feeling” by REO Speedwagon

I will definitely continue to add to this playlist until TNFT is over, so feel free to send me suggestions!

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Pretty sure I was supposed to be a teenager in the 80’s 🤷🏼‍♀️

(Yes this is actually my car - it’s a 1980 Pontiac Firebird Formula and she’s the love of my life 🥰❤️)

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Update on TNFT

Ahhh so I’m really sorry I’ve been away so long. I started work and school at the beginning of May and things have been crazy since then. A lot of other drama happened a couple weeks ago too so I just really haven’t had time to work on any projects or have much me time.

However. My hardest class ended last week, so I have Tuesdays and Thursdays off now until at least the end of June! I am hoping to get some writing done in that time - most of all for TNFT. I was going to try and finish part 10 yesterday, but it’s been a hot minute since I worked on it so I figured it was probably better to just ground myself in the story again and try to figure out what direction I want to take it.

I have an ending planned out, and there will be a total of 20 chapters in TNFT (so not even half way done rn). Hopefully I will be able to finish part 10 soon; for whatever reason it’s really been stumping me every time I open up the word document.

Please feel free to still send me in ideas - often times I change things up a bit as I go along, plus I just love talking to you guys! Thank you for all being so patient with me, and hopefully the rest of the story doesn’t disappoint! ❤️

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The No Fun Tour (Part 10) TEASER

Hey guys!!!  Sorry for being so inactive, life is lowkey being a pain in the ass right now.  Yay homework, yay job.  I’m about 475 words in so far so this isn’t much of a teaser, but I promised y’all I’d post something today.

But you didn’t want to give up Tommy.  You wanted to have your cake and eat it too, but at the moment it seemed impossible.  You wanted to be with him; fall asleep every night curled up in his arms, breathing in his Tommy-scent.  You wanted to hold hands, laugh at all his jokes, play with his hair, listen to him hum along to songs and tap his fingers on tables.  You wanted to watch Gilligan’s Island with him, meet his parents, wear his clothes.  For fuck’s sake you loved him.  You loved him like you’d never loved anybody before.  And you were pretty damn sure he loved you too.

I have a friend coming over, but I may work more on part 10 tomorrow.  I have things planned out, I just have to sit down and write.  Hopefully I can manage that haha.  Thank you for all your continued support, I love you guys sm!!!!