Oct 8, 2020
*does a gay little walk that gets me banished from the fire nation*
seen from United States
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*does a gay little walk that gets me banished from the fire nation*
"MY PRONOUNS ARENT YOUR BUSINESS SHITLORD
I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL, IN THAT WAY YOU WISH YOU COULD KICK MY FUCKING TEETH IN
AM I PRETTY ENOUGH? TO LIE TO?"
normal brain: daredevil (tv) is a show about vigilante justice
exploding brain: daredevil (tv) is a show about urban gentrification
galaxy brain: daredevil (tv) is a show about matt murdock’s ass
a family doesn’t have to be two parents and their child. a family can be tom holland and the frog in his mouth
i went to my first physics lecture this quarter and the professor literally told us “i wrote the textbook for this course but i’m going to pirate it for you guys because i hate my publishers”
aw fuck i have tiddies
nothing is more surreal than being dissociated and turning on cable tv to find that it's in the middle of an episode of a show you've never heard of before and you have no idea what's going on. becoming invested in that show for the next hour and then forgetting about it as soon as it's done.
that's the shit
someone: who’s your favourite superhero
me: magneto
them: but magneto’s not a-
me, covering my ears and chanting: magneto magneto magneto m