#bara john

[minteaghost]

I accidentally drew John looking beefy lol.

I still love these two 

[minteaghost]

i'm so done because i've only been able to draw bara john lately. it's the best thing i've drawn in a long time wtf

[lokh1]

since u guys like him so much haha

when john forgets to shave even once in his daily twelve shaves he will look like this

jade will laugh and call him a werewolf (which is funny, because she is part dog). dave will look at him and his feathers will ruffle up, and john will not be able to tell whether its because he wants to run away or because hes jealous (john will partly suspect both, but he wont notice dave blushing when hes not looking)

and john will sometimes look in the mirror and feel an inextricable sense of sadness and longing

(he will remember when his dad taught him how to shave and how he inevitably ended up with shaving cream in his ears and nose and he will remember how loudly they laughed)

(he will wish he kept more of his dads shaving cream)

[lokh1]

can you draw a really hairy, tan bara john?

heck yea hECK YEA I CAN

PUBERTY WAS GOOD TO JOHN EGBERT LET ME TELL YOU

his growth spurt happened within a week at first jade upsized all his clothes but when it was clear that he was growing out of them pretty much every time he blinked she said ‘im not upsizing shit until youre done growing!!!’ so she and davesprite sat back and watched in fascinated horror as he turned into a bara beast