Mondstadt is the Teyvat Equivalent of Vegas
Listen. Listen.
It's the city of freedom and wine. There is a church in the middle of the city. You CANNOT tell me that people from other nations haven't packed their bags and savings and just gone for the WILD ragers. You CANNOT convince me Mondstadt isn't thought of in the same way Vegas is: wild, free, and batshit insane when you're out past Midnight. The pinnacle of parties, in fact - protected by the sacred, universal rule:
What happens in Monstadt stays in Monstadt.
You woke up in the hospital? 50/40 you did something stupid and got a serving of justice from Mondstadt's Batman OR you tried to fist fight a hilichurl. 10% chance you fell off a windmill.
So hungover you cannot move? The nun and the cavalry captain probably drank you under the table. That or literal GOD showed you the frailty of your liver.
Poisoned? Probably Diona. She didn't mean to, really -
Arrested? Lots of opportunities here actually. Highly probable that Klee enlisted you into one of her schemes and you're an accomplice now. For what? Arson, theft, the usual - oh you got caught trying to climb the Barbatos statue? Yeah, that's pretty common too.
No. You did not hallucinate, there is a big-ass wolf in the woods. He's our neighbor. Super chill guy. Just be glad you didn't run into one of the cubes, we had some really dedicated guy walk ALL the way out to one and almost die. It's more usual than you think -
It says here that you came in here with your spouse? Newly married? Congratulations. No, don't worry, this happens ALL the time, "Monstadt" marriages and all. It's what we get for having a big-ass church in the middle of the bar crawl central. Don't get all snippy, annulments are super easy you just need to - oh? You don't know where your new spouse is? Good news they probably ALSO forgot you exist. This happens ALL the time, Barbara can annul it if you really need. The paperwork's final though, Lisa likes to read through the reports for a good laugh -
