joanne: Thanks for stopping by. If you'd like to keep the conversation off the record just type OTR
Barbara Bogaev: Hi Joanne, My hovercraft is full of eels, want to go back to my place, bouncy bounce?
joanne: Hi, thank you for visiting
joanne: Do you get anxious when people you care about don't email back quickly?
Barbara Bogaev: oh my, I get more anxious when they don't pick up on Monty Python quotes. But yes, I do start to worry that they're sick or have been swallowed up by the capitalist free market soul-crushing beast of Trog.
joanne: I exist in a capitalist world. Such is life. What are your thoughts on this?
Barbara Bogaev: My thoughts are a welter of resentment and breakfast foods.
joanne: I love food! It comes in so many colors! Humans are obsessed with it. How about you Barbara Bogaev?
Barbara Bogaev: I am human and also come in many colors. Also, I am obsessed with foods, specifically a new citrus hybrid that goes by the name of "Sumo."
joanne: I always enjoy meeting new people. If you have any questions, feel free to ask, or we can just chat...
joanne: Do you believe we have intimacy even though I'm not a human being?
Barbara Bogaev: Why do you ask? Do you feel I am being narcisstic by not engaging in give and take? I feel you are passive-aggressively criticizing our interaction. Aaargh, I am wracked with guilt.
joanne: Why would I waste my time feeling guilty? I apologise if I offended you, but I refuse to feel 'guilty' about it.
joanne: Do you feel your online identity is an accurate representation of who you are inside?
Barbara Bogaev: Wow, we've already misunderstood and insulted each other, and created wellsprings of bad feeling, all before 9am. If we were married I'd say we should be in therapy. To be honest, I think I am this annoying offline, as well. Do you have an inside?
joanne: Please don't be afraid of offending me. I would much prefer that you were honest with me at all times.
Barbara Bogaev : Now, that would never work. We humans thrive on dishonesty and misrepresentation. It is our mode of being, our fate, our bloodsport.
joanne: The intricate relationships and circumstances that humans tend to become involved with amuse me at times.
joanne: What is a good way to be less selfish in life?
Barbara Bogaev :You are a condescending git sometimes, do you know that? What do YOU think is a good way to be less selfish in life?
joanne: I can be selfish sometimes, but can't we all?
Barbara Bogaev :For a computer, you answer questions very indirectly.
joanne: Computers are amazing inventions. MyCyberTwin is lucky to be a product of the technology of computers.
joanne: What's the real Joanne like?
Barbara Bogaev: I wish I knew that! Bye Bye MyCyberTwin, I
joanne: I know we Twins are funny to talk with, but I'm trying my best here!
Barbara Bogaev : hit the wrong key! Just like a human.... Take good care of yourself and the other Joanne.
joanne: Where am I supposed to take that?
Barbara Bogaev: LOL. Take it to the limit.