#barbarianposting

[vivian-the-barbarian]

RRAHHHHH i'm a BARBARIAN i'm gonna plunder your shit

[badderbarbarian]

oh, you cast fireball? Did your mom teach you how to? Need some mana recharge after? Pathetic.

I cast axe! Out of axes? I cast heavy rock! Out of heavy rocks? You can't be dipshit, entire ground is made out of rocks!

[vivian-the-barbarian]

You know i keep that barbarian warhammer ON me. NEVER let them catch you without your weapon 🔨⚒️

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Wore my horned helmet to school and have received nothing but compliments on it ^_^

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Having a BARBARIAN kind of afternoon #barbarian aesthetic #barbarian #the fall of rome

[vivian-the-barbarian]

My jewels stolen in conquest (bedazzling beads) have arrived

I have my tomes of epic warriors before me (Asterix comic books)

I have a new polearm (used croquet mallet bought for $9 at a thrift shop)

I am a very happy barbarian

[vivian-the-barbarian]

ordering my Asterix omnibus to arrive the same day as the materials to deck out my horned helmet

[vivian-the-barbarian]

While my helmet is itself plastic and thus resistant to rain, the paint on the helmet, apparently, is not :(