baddest

barbarian

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[badderbarbarian]

this holiday season, don't forget to smash your enemies

[badderbarbarian]

*sharpens my battleaxe of destruction*

*equips my leather braces of defence*

*chugs a potion of vitality*

*heads to bed*

[thatsbelievable]

[badderbarbarian]

Know your enemy

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hiiii ^_^ please no blunt damage against me

[homeboygirl]

[badderbarbarian]

hits you with my waraxe hits you with my waraxe hits you with my waraxe hits you with my waraxe hits you with my waraxe hits y-

[fantastictalesofadventure]

вαявαяιαη ѕмαѕн!!!

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

So, I've gotten a random surge of motivation to try and take a map of the actual Wizard Island and then edit it to include where all the local wizards have their towers and lairs, plus council lairs. I need all of you guys to tell me where your spots are via marking them on the map here. If we get to the point where its too many some of you are going to have to be in villages, so please clarify if you are chill with being not isolated. Now for me getting the attention of every wizard I know.

@the-illegal-wizard-council @the-wozard-council @the-wozard-council @the-council-wizard @the-wetland-wizard-council @the-worse-wizard-council @the-better-wizard-council @the-wizard-council-blog @wizard-council-bureaucrat @wizard-council-librarian @the-necrobotanist

Reblog this with @s for all the ones I missed. Here's the map, just mark it with a dot or something. IWC is in the woods I'm guessing.

[badderbarbarian]

I be man nearing island from left!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You pass peer review

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Barbarian: The only hit point that matters is the last one!

[cryptotheism]

Torture the haters to death

[inlovewithadeadman]

Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.

[cryptotheism]

Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.

[badderbarbarian]

PENIS SLASH!

[badderbarbarian]

oh, you cast fireball? Did your mom teach you how to? Need some mana recharge after? Pathetic.

I cast axe! Out of axes? I cast heavy rock! Out of heavy rocks? You can't be dipshit, entire ground is made out of rocks!

[depsidase]

[badderbarbarian]

BOARD OF BARBARIANS MEETING SUMMARY

• AXES NEED TO BE BIGGER AND SLASHIER!

• NO ARMOUR, WE WANT TO SEE YOUR HANDSOME BODY!

• TO COUNTER THE WIZARDS PENIS BLAST, ALL BARBARIANS GET FREE EXTRA PENISES!!!

• BARBARIANS CAN BE 10% ANGRIER!

[thedoorman1012]

credit to whoever made this on reddit, wizardposting is worth saving

[badderbarbarian]

WIZARD PROPAGANDA PUTTING BARBARIANS OUT OF JOBS

[wizard-at-large]

every time we try to hire a barbarian they just start bashing us?

[badderbarbarian]

IF WIZARD DON'T WANNA BE BASHED STOP BEING SO BASHABLE

[graskip]

[badderbarbarian]

*EATS MUSHROOM TO PROVE I AM STRONGER THAN FEEBLE WIZARD MAGIC MUSHROOM*