What Benny Needs: Focus-Creation Folding Wall Mounted BBQ Grill
Why Benny Needs This: BBQing is a rite of passage performed generation after generation across the globe. Why do you think so many dads don the ceremonial apron, cleanse the grill every summer, carefully prepare the tools of the ritual: tongs, skewers, spatula and various savory elixers, before sacrificing their meaty offerengs in a small pit of fire to the sun-blood god Barabebecuegenon? If they don't who knows what the mighty Barabebecuegenon may do? A good old fashion smiting?And if your offering is paltry, then you will burn. . . your food into bricks of tasteless death. Thankfully, our French speaking saviors at Focus-Creation have done us a huge solid by making a wall-mounted grill that can pretty much be affixed to any wall. It's a god damned spacesaver. You can adjust the height to however tall or short you are and grill the shit out of some hot dogs and some ribs. Maybe even toss a couple of shrimp skewers on there for the "vegetarians". Thank you o'mighty Barbebecuegenon for this our summer feast. And my you rain sweet hellfire down on all vegans.