#barbieklausbombshell

[ofhumanismsarchive]

"These fireworks I got were disappointing. What's next?"

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barbieklausbombshell replied to your post: okay my dude shall make a starter noww~

mine too

did u see his butt i just reblogged lmao

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barbieklausbombshell replied to your post: yuss okay let’s

let's make the starters the dudes can have the starters 

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barbieklausbombshell said: but if alice smooched rob and rebekah smooched alec woah

let's do it gurl

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barbieklausbombshell said: hot damn son (also idk how much fluff there would or whatevs, but bekah and male!bekah are down with new years smooching. those lil sluts)

aw shit yett alice needs some smooching too or alec does bekah want to smooch alec 

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barbieklausbombshell said: -kisses ur face- i mean wut

[ makes out ] shhhh 

[hauntedgilbert]

Strength in Pain | Rebekah & Jeremy

             He'd been in the woods for hours,practicing his marksmanship. He didn't have anything better to do, and he couldn't stand Damon mocking him about his aim any more. He was just getting ready to pack up his stuff and leave, when the heavy sound of running caught his attention.He looked up - just in time to be knocked to the ground.

             He landed heavily against the forest floor,his head smacking against the hardened soil and making his vision spin. He groaned, coughing hard to get the breath back in his lungs. On top of him, the heavy weight of whoever ran into him moved, scrambling against his chest and practically hyperventilating. Jeremy cracked open his eyes, wincing up into blonde curls.

             "The hell is your problem?" he asked wildly, spitting hair out of his face. Obviously that should have been queue for whoever was on top of him to get off, but they didn't. So instead, Jeremy placed his hands on their shoulders and shoved them off his body. He twisted to see their face, and stopped, blinking at a face he didn't recognize.

                                 "Uh...hey?"

[hauntedgilbert]

"Oh, believe me, I condone it completely. Honesty being the best policy and whatnot."

"It’s just a little strange. Aren’t you going against your hunter’s honour?                                                                            Or at least Elena’s…”

"Hunter's honor? Never heard of it. I've always been a strong supporter of hot girls who bite.

                    Pretty sure Elena's not my mom, and since I've never actually listened to her..."