#barbietalk

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The petticoat pervert wouldlike 2 sugest a new warframe designb

[akimbo-bimbo]

Totes love your blog

Do you like have any bimbo tips?

1, makeup is suprisingli easi and suprisingli cheap, so giv it a go if u havnt alredi!

2, yk that whole deal abt confidense and how faking it can improve it 4 realsies? applies to being all vapid n ditzy too (im waaay dummer now just aftr a bit of doing it lol)

3, on a similar note, joking about being a clumsy ditz or a vapid slut has similar efects! (and can change how othrs see u 2)

4, electric razor. srsly shaving is 2000% easier with 1 and shud totes be a high prioryty thingy 2 get

5, style urself around a fave colour! defo gives a bold look and can help a lawt with styling

and 6, its ok to have lazy or off days too, not just for mental health stuffs but for recovery too! think ov it like stockpiling a buncha energy so u can give it ur all when ur ready

side from thoze, its the easy stuf! rest up well, use lip balm, drink at least 3 glases ov water a day (trust me, anithing els begins 2 taste inffirryur uhhhh(worse)

hope u hav a nise day!

[akimbo-bimbo]

Sooo lyk I've totes started to umm slip up and talk lyk this irl a bit 😳😳😳

Ummmm should I just lyk give up trying to pretend I'm a smarti?

mhm! totes! itll go like wayyy smoother that way, rather than u trying to keep up the ruse and looking even sillier when u try say sumthing smart and get confused hehe

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hheyyy! this isn funny! im the princess and i dont deserve to be treated thisway.... no you canot pick me up thatsnot alowed eithr quit it hey stopthat

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I could go on a whoooollle rant ab how hot clothes in general are, revealing clothes, full body-covery clothes, latex clothes, soft clothes...

But thatd take 4ever so ill sum it up with one of my faves ever, petticoats!

Petticoats are soso pretty and fluffy and perfect and if im EVER in a skirt or dress lower than my thigh you bet i have one under there

And theyre so so just fuckable, yakno?

Feeling that soft fluffyness rub against your most sensitive places with every movement... The pleasure impossible to ignore...

So to answer the question yes i think its NOT my fault tgat my big stupid penis cummed all over the royal ballroom and it IS the fault of my dumb stupid maids

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Honestly im such a perv about hypnosis that technically is completely non-sexual, but it is cuz of uhhm... Cuz.. Yeacuz it meses with, urhead? No lemme word it.... Yea!

For example, i think ab being hypnotised to be bad at games reaaaallliii hawt. Cuz while thats not really sexyyy or anything, its the fact its so linked to me as a trait that i have that makes it so hot to be twisted like tht yakno?

Taking me, a girl whos been playing games and building up the skills for it her whoooole life, suddenly so giggly and vapid, years of muscle memory massaged out of my brain, bit by bit...

Its another layer of pretty pink on top of my old self, Barbie never learned games! some other girl did!

As much as my wonderful gf may try, she cant seem to crack me though! <3 hehe!

But she says anyone is welcome to try crack me tho! So who knows, maybi ill be babbling about forgetting all my keys soon hehe<3

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Pinned time!

Hiya! My names Barbie and I made this blog like iduno how many? days ago cuz I was bored

There WILL inevitably be kink stuff reblogged here soooooo

DNI if ur a prude, transphobes shot on sight!!!

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I shud highlight my VOTV rambles the same way I do for my other stuf tbh cuz that is really funny...

Butyea the VOTV community on here is a rlly funni split between those who genuineli like it and its themez and how it lulls u in2 a state of menial tasks and to-do lists to lower ur gard, (and TBH the silynes exemplyfies this)

B4 starting to slowly start 2 go "hey, what if that thing u swore moved actuli did? What if those bumps were not the wind orsumthing? What if a good chunk of thes things werent actuali that hostile? Wat if they were? What are you gonna do about it? You have a job to do."

I lik it hehe