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biggest fit of my life

Chhinkni induced cold sneezes

Guys....this fit was utterly insane. I know I posted an intense one the other day but this takes the cake as the biggest sneeze experience of my life. The sneezes were loud and gods the itch. There are maybe like 20 sneezes?

It makes me laugh because I had fully intended to do a soft 'oh she's tired' stifle video aaaaaand this happened haha

I know I've been posting a lot of wavs recently, but I wont have much alone time this week so thought I'd take advantage while I could

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contains: huge sometimes high pitched sneezes, soft nose blowing, light talking, hitching

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harsh couldnt stop desperate sneezes

chhinkni induced

So this is coming before my lineup of other wavs bc its amusing and wild haha

So I was supposed to not do any last night but thought 'hmm maybe a couple of tiny ones with some chhinkni on a qtip'. Fine, the first one was stifles at my desk and then I wanted to let the next ones out so I went to my dressing room attached to my room (which thank god is sound proof)

Well. I didn't realise I'd picked up a new vial of chhinkni and I often...idk, smell? the less full ones bc I like the scent and it makes my nose tingle a bit. Oh. My. God. I inhaled so much chhinkni into my right nostril by accident

So you have four sets of sinuses, it went to all of them immediately, it was like inhaling salt water but the feeling didn't go away. It burned so much good lord. And I couldn't stop sneezing. I got this recording and then kept sneezing for about 3-4 minutes afterwards. It's a miracle my sinuses weren't ruined when I woke up but...jeez. A fun experience but holy shit

(I really must stop calling fits 'the biggest fit of my life' when shit like this happens hahaha)

also the next series of wavs will be way less intense than this, and I hope will still be interesting hahah

cw: harsh and strong sneezes, scream sneezing, general desperation

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big itchy septum sneezes

Okay my friends, my romans my country men

This fit was wild bc it was just chhinkni kind of put on my septum piercing that went off ha. I thought it was too good not to post, however.......

GENERAL DISCLAIMER/PLS READ/SOFT LAUNCH ETC: So uh, when I first recorded a wav I panicked and put on a british accent, not thinking i'd get any kind of following, but I am...Australian, and honestly its easier to record with my own voice

pls don't hate me ha!

anyway...enjoy friends

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cw: stifles, let outs, sniffles, bit of audible mess

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'i'm gonna sneeze' trio

chinnkni induced

Hello my friends, this wasn't a request, I'm just a slut for announcements and thought I would try. They get less and less successful as the clips go on lol

cw: sneezes, stifles, sniffling, nose rubbing, nose blows and little coughs

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exaggerated/cartoon buildups (REQUEST)

chhinkni induced

I had a request for 'cartoony buildups with some announcing' and then another one for 'exaggerated buildups'

I felt they went hand in hand really

I should probably give a light NSFW warning in that it's a bit moany and sounds like something else is happening but it isnt lol. Possibly more moany than cartoony but that could also just be my accent

pls enjoy

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cw: powerful let out sneezes, sniffling, vocal build ups

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disgustingly wet stifles

My nose has been ruined today from my cold and the chhinkni last night. But here is a little fit I got from last night

I honestly debated posting this because the stifles are so wet that they sound weird, but someone might like it lol

contains: wet stifles, one muffled let out sneeze and nose rubbing at the end

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the 'magnum opus' fit

chhinkni induced (though at this point it was hardly induced)

So...wow. Disregard every fit that I've labelled as the biggest fit for I was a LIAR but good lord.

I was meant to be on a hiatus (sorry, my good friend) but I thought a tiny bit while reading poetry wouldn't hurt. Yeah, that tiny bit did the anomaly thing where it hits so hard and i couldn't.stop.sneezing

this was insane and I doubt anything will ever be as intense as this so maybe this truly is the biggest fit of my life lol

I decided to not edit it down I was going to edit out some coughing and some weird-sounding sneezes but I will confirm that all of this is real which is insane but I lost cout at 40 sneezes before halfway.

anyway enjoy and pls read the cw

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cw: harsh harsh throaty/screamy sneezes, congested sniffling, swearing, coughing, nose blowing, small amout of nose rubbing

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oh wow.. itchy wet wet stifles

chhinkni induced

Guys, this fit...So I've been experimenting while not wanting to huff chhinkni, and I've found that painting my nose with it on a q-tip gives wonderful results

SO WET my gods ( a friend said some sounded like I was 'blowing bubbles into coke. but in a hot way)

Also keep in mind that this is the smallest fit from this experiment, the clips I have in my cache...woof (stay tuned)

(Oh and putting chhinkni directly on a septum piercing...the fit i just had...)

It's also just making me feel so much better not having the powder clog my sinuses so much

enjoy (but also sorry for the Simpsons in the background ha) xoxo

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cw: soupy messy sneezes and some stifles, nose rubbing, probably blowing slightly

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