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Hey ya'll very long time snz fucker, very new to having an account. she/her 28. Posting wavs and having fun. Minors DNI - no listed age = blocked

[snifflybard]

About me

Minors shoo and do not interact. 18+ ONLY.

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I'm a 28-year-old woman who has had a sneeze kink for as long as I can remember. I was always very weird about sneezes a kid and then I had the grand epiphany in my teens.

I've lurked pretty much everywhere for years. I used to interact with the old forum when I was younger but have moved to lurking here on my main account. The Tumblr sneeze community is so lovely that I made an account and here we are.

I'm into:

Colds, but I'm a bigger slut for allergies

Love obscure allergies like what do you mean you're allergic to rabbits?

Audible nose rubbing gets me so horny- like might be top on my list for sneezing comorbidities

Wet, congested sniffles

Powerful female and male sneezes

Congested talking

Some mild mess

Sadly, I do not have any allergies to the callibre of natural sneezing fits though I have mild autumn hayfever, white wine can make me sneeze a few times and weirdly rat hair can make me a bit sniffly (I have pet ones I'm not just huffin rodents on the street lol).

I pretty well rely on our lord and savior Chhinkni powder which can get 8-10 sneezes from me per use (though it makes me so so congested)

I didn't think I'd ever make wavs but I think I've got four up now as of writing this (possibly five now)

I'd be open to requests definitely.

Also I'm already having some great chats with fellow sneeze fuckers on here so if you wanna talk sneeze, feel free to DM me :)

all of my wavs shoulf be under #bard wav

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So I had a frustrating family experience tonight that left me a bit grumpy and irritated

So I decided to induce and ended up with several grumpy and very Australian vernacular ‘fuck’ fits that sort of boarded into an ‘I can’t stop sneezing’ scenario and ‘I’m shitty about it’ 😂😂

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describing right side vs left side sneezes

chhinkni induced

Not a request but something that I thought would be fun. While chhinkni makes me sneeze on both sides of my nose, the feeling and patten of sneezes is different from each nostril so I figured I'd try to explain it hehe (with sneezes ofc)

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cw: let out sneezes, nose rubbing, thick sniffles, some nose blowing here and there, some weird sounding sneezes, maybe one or two stifles, some little coughs in the second one, a tiny but of swearing

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I yap a lot in these wavs so I've cut out a little bit of extraneous talking and then some silences when I was waiting for a sneeze to come.

Not sure how well I explained the difference in feeling as articulately as I might have wanted to (it's a miracle I completed any sentences lol). But basically, the left side is so tickly and tingly and itchy almost immediately and the sneezes are more...condensed and rapid. The right side burns and hits my sinuses more and the sneezes have less warning and are more drawn out. Throaty sneezes from both lol

It's not an exact science, nor am I a scientist hahah

Also thank you for the requests! I've had a lot of fun and have recorded a few and will post them gradually. I will get to the others in the nearish future but quite probably need to give the nose a good break, especially after these fits wow

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cw: muffled into handkerchief, very rapid, very desperate, stifling, hitching, moaning

Oh my god 😳 I'm so glad I've finally managed to record something like this. This is what happens when it gets truly dusty in my vicinity.

I was giving the insides of my PC a good clean yesterday, it hadn't been done in a while. I know there's a reason they have all these dust filters, but what a recipe for disaster it is for me to have to clean them, seeing as I am so clumsy. Well, I was taking one off to dust it and ended up dropping it onto the table, about a foot away from my face. All that dust flew up into the air before I could do anything about it.

Also, this was recorded near the end of my sneezing fit, I had a handkerchief by that point. I generally find it more comfortable to use one whenever I'm sneezing. Because this whole situation was a mistake I wasn't thinking about recording. I'm glad I remembered eventually though and caught the end of it. Something like this will no doubt happen to me again and I'll definitely try to catch the whole thing next time, my rapid fits are quite something

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sneeze adjacent thoughts and worries

I'm having so much fun recording requests and wavs in general but I have soooooo many in reserve and all are honestly pretty good, but then I worry, is it too many and am I posting too much and flooding my...market if you will

And I could just take a break from recording but I looooooove making myself sneeze with chhinkni and listening to my own sneezes that I'm never going to not record them, you know? Then, I worry that, while i've been very luckily super sensitive to it (hello, 30+ sneezing fits) I will suddenly become desensitised to it, so I'll often test a tiny bit which defeats the whole purpose of taking a break

And I'm slightly worried I'm catching another cold, because I'm so so tired. But I also have insomnia atm and spent all day expending nervous energy waiting for an important call. I've also had a cough for a month but it was so persistent today and a bit scratchy and yeah fun idea to be sick but I'm starting a very important thing quite suddenly next week that I can't really afford to be sick for eep

[snifflybard]

With my new founded sinus issues I’ve become a *shudders* mouth breather and it’s winter and my lips are fucked. I smile and they split eek

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ahhhh okay uhhh uhhh

all of your hitches and gasps in between your sneezes are so blazing hot so I really am melting imagining you inducing relentlessly but still trying to announce every sneeze but like tripping over your words?? like saying you're gonna sneeze and apologizing and "watch out" and just trying to get it all out before the sneezes overtake you and FUCK I'm horny now lol

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can do baby!!!

pov I’m having a really embarrassing relentless sneezing fit next to you

[hollanovsnz]

when someone blows their nose forcefully and then sniffles liquidly immediately after. oh, poor thing, that sounds like it didn’t help at all…

[snifflybard]

So chhinkni affects my nostrils very differently, like yeah it'll produce sneezes but it feels so different. Would people be interested in awav where I describe the difference in feeling while sneezing

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If others haven’t already requested, could you please try holdbacks? Or sneezing while reading. Or both!

READING SNEEZES

chhinkni induced

Oh lovely anon it's like you read my mind, I actually recorded a reading fit the night before this ask! Obviously, then made a part 2 because, hello, its me ha

I sort of completely forgot about the holdbacks part so will have to try that one in the future (though something tells me i'll be arse at it haha)

Part 2 is split into two slips, my right nostril then left with the chhinkni

If you're curious, I'm reading from The Terror by Dan Simmons, which is a good book but the TV show adaptation is a big recommendation

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cw: let out sneezes, a few stifles probably, congested voice, congested sniffles, a little nose rubbing and nose blowing at the end of part 2 a

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If anyone has any requests, feel free to ask :)

Honestly I love just sneezing but I admit it might be fun to try some new things in my wavs. Keep in mind that chhinkni literally fries my brain and I can't finish thoughts most of the time hahaha

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sleepy softer snuffly sneezes

chhinkni induced

Sort of exactly what it says in the title. A few nights ago I recorded some big let out fits and I was tired and it was late so I sniffed the *tiniest* bit more and got this very tickly snotty prolonged fit

Bit of a palate cleanser from my harsh sneezes

If it sounds a bit choppy, it's because I edited out about a minute and a half of silence where I was mouth open, eyes watering waiting for the sneeze hahaha

Enjoy my friends :)

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cw: soft let outs, half stifles, stifles, snuffling, congested sniffles, and nose blowing at: 1:35, 2:28 and 3:44 approx)

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[s-so-tickly]

A stuck sneeze, but not in the “I can’t sneeze no matter what” way. A stuck sneeze as in “I keep sneezing and sneezing and this tickle in the back of my nose won’t move, no matter how much I poke or prod at it I can’t get anything to make it go away, and it’s driving me fucking crazy.” A stubborn itch that nothing can resolve, that keeps triggering flurries of sneezes that don’t let up once they start, because the nose can’t stop until the tickle is gone but no matter what it will not move. That kind of stuck.

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A family member said to me the other day ‘wow you’re very nasally at the moment I wonder why’

Hahahaha I have no idea Carol it must be the winter pollen hahaha

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How many times in a row do you usually sneeze?

2-3-4 times naturally

And 8+ with chhinkni

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just a reminder, if you have a completely blank tumblr with no age listed or just no age listed, you will be blocked if you interact with my content

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Hey all I just wanted to thank you for the lovely messages and comments and support 😊

I made this tumblr to engage with the community and to stop being a lurky little gremlin on my fandom account lol, and I didn’t expect to post much nor did I think much of my own sneezes

So glad people are enjoying and I’m very grateful 💕