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@bardobounded - starter call
"Right."
Kal drums his fingers prestissimo on the cafeteria table. He’s bored. He’s frustrated. Everything about this school is intolerable. (More today than most others, it seems, though nothing has changed about the classes themselves.)
"...Are you sure you don't need anybody cursed?"
@bardobounded asked: ‘ don’t mess with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’ ( for bro Jamie! )
meme: vine sentence starters status: accepting
❝ oh, really? are you truly so deluded in thinking you could best me, young grasshopper? ❞ he gives a quick glance to teo for dramatic effect before hitting teo with a blue shell right before the finish line, sneaking in & snagging first place yet again. ❝ time to face the music, teo. i am a mario cart god. ❞
❛ Happy birthday, Vi! You're year older and year awesomer! ❜
✨ @bardobounded :’’) awwwh…
❝My tall ass son… My tall as fuck little son, come here.❞ Yeah, you know exactly what he was gonna do. Try and crush him in his arms ( he didn’t gonna succeed, he’s yet to master the Fatherly Smother Hug™. ) ❝Teo, you know what? Maybe, just maybe, I might be able to reach your height in a couple of years. Like, I can wish, right? Anyway… Thanks. Wanna go get taro dumplings? I’ll buy.❞
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AKDIJIUADEU HOW IS THIS SO ACCURATE IM DYING
my friend sent it to me & instantly i thought of these three dumbasses. it just fit them so perfectly
@sharkapologlst @bardobounded
teo tida & jamie walk into a bar.jpg
❛ don’t say that, you don’t mean it. ❜ ( teohwa )
source : closed : @bardobounded
venomous is the tongue of this young one – a lad so disintegrated, so vitriolic, than acidic saliva drips down the tip of his tongue and consumes all that is below his feet. he’s dug himself his grave in that sense – a circle of fire and thorns surrounds him that keeps everyone he yearns for and covets further remote so that he is desolated, forlorn. compunction does not seep through deeply into the core of his being – his nucleus is brash and impertinent, vulgarity is what seems to be leading his habitual deportment, displayed with ignominy and crudity…. an insolent young lad ; countenance of a seraph, a saccharine child but his words… oh his words, are so embittered and virulent it is way too poignant to even witness. too poignant to emit of his sugared tiers. ❛ i’m not apologizing, teo. ❜ it is only yesterday that he has suckled on cloying mellifluence of candies and scraped his knees in the playground, but now he is an adolescent of bitterness and cruelty. it is disheartening, a sore sight for the eyes. ❛ i got tired, what can i do ? i don’t have enough strength in me to go on like this any longer. ❜ discussions that have occurred over and over again now swirl in his mind infinitely – venom that emits his lips of emotional attrition for contretemps that have caused them to part from what used to be incalculable adulation – now, no longer hankering for one another. one boy of delight and receptivity and the other, a boy of darkness and swindles – he, who hides underneath facades that are not his own ends up burying himself in his own grave. bereavement and dolor can only be sensed now, no other emotion. and his eyes turn gelid, turn jaded – he is evidently enervated to proceed this much longer… demands of affection and publicity have suffocated him one time too much to endure. ❛ and, you deserve someone better, anyway… someone who will give you want you want. i’m not that person anymore, teo. ❜
🚶 🛋 👖 !!
@bardobounded - Quirks & Little Details Meme
🚶 - Does your muse sit up straight or do they slouch?
I mean… he sits perfectly straight in front of Important Authority Figures, usually slouches in class to communicate his disdain for muggle affairs, usually sits straight at adoptive family occasions to communicate his disdain for any overtures of friendship, etc. He’s fond of leaning forward over tables when actually engaged in friendly conversation or working on something.
In general, he was probably reprimanded often enough for slouching that he doesn’t completely wreck his spine, but yeah, he’ll sit comfortably. He doesn’t exactly have the energy for perfect posture 100% of the time.
🛋 - Does your muse sit on one end of the sofa, in the middle, on an arm, or sprawled across it?
Probably sprawls, if it’s empty. He must maximise his access to the soft.
👖 !! - How does your muse position their legs whilst sitting?
On the floor, probably cross-legged, at least until he gets tired and splays them out more.
On chairs? It’s easy to imagine him also crossing his legs knee-over-knee, but I’m sure that isn’t Proper Robe Etiquette, so it’s probably restricted to verses where he wears… pants. So, for the most part, feet on floor, knees a respectable sort of distance apart, ankles sometimes crossed, feet sometimes up on whatever.
…He is not, in fact, unusually flexible.
❛ i think our first move should be calling the avengers. ❜ ( i hope this is alrighty! )
send an ask if u would take a picture with this avenger // @bardobounded
“WELL, DO YOU have the motherfuckers on speed dial? I sure don’t.” Should Nick be swearing in front of a somehow taller than him baby boy? No. But did he care right now? Also no. He didn’t like being attacked in the middle of the night, but he liked being attacked in the middle of the day even less. Of course this had to happen on a fucking sunny ass day at high fucking noon where even the fucking skyscrapers can’t block out the sun. Motherfucker.
“WHAT DO THEY want, anyway?” Unless it was potentially world-ending, Nick didn’t think the bastards in tights would respond to it at all.
