#robert manion

[yourmoodboards-areonfiirree]

Career highlights (newest to oldest) :))

Extra: my first ever moodboard, several years ago

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

The different reactions to TGWDLMR opening but you’re not going to get to see it😭❤️😍

anyways good luck to Starkid and to everyone getting to go I’m super jealous but also have so much fun love that for you🫶🏻💚

[manuciruja]

Will Branner could play Ethan Green but Robert Manion could never play Max Jagerman

[kairithemang0-fm]

I'm gonna say something controversial

I'm really sick of people acting like Robert Manion doesn't exist, or that he's the god damn devil or something. He did a really shitty thing. He's been kicked out of starkid. It's been years. He's an asshole. I'm sick of the whole r0bert m@ni0n thing. He exists. He's a person in this world. And he is, in my opinion, a very good actor. And he was a large part of starkid for a very long time. Stop acting like he doesn't exist, or censoring him, or acting like he's the evilest person on earth. He really isn't. He's just a dick.

Just needed this off my chest bcs if i see one more person censor his name i may die

[pigeonqueen13]

Was just reminded of “Somehow”, the cut song from Black Friday, and now I wanna fight someone for the fact it didn’t make it into the show.

Like, it’s so sweet??? It’s adorable? It would’ve made Ethan’s death 10x more heartbreaking (which is crazy bc it’s already awful)? It’s the perfect representation of his character?

I just need SOMEONE to do a fully produced version of it. Idc who, or how, I just can’t listen to the demo on the stream as the only version we have of it.

Fuck you Robert Manion for refusing to do it (and all that other shit too which is horrible but not relevant to this post)

[rockrosethistle]

"Ted Spankoffski is so tragic" yes yes I agree with you but you know who we don't talk about enough?

The man, the myth, the legend, Ethan Green.

Everyone loves to talk about how much they love him, but you are all forgetting that he is heartbreaking.

So first of all, he loves Lex. Incredibly devoted. And you're thinking, "well obviously he loves his girlfriend?" But I am not exaggerating when I say nearly every decision this man makes is for the sake of making her happy.

He cares about her opinion of him. He cares about how she's feeling. Ethan literally has more emotional intelligence as a 19-20 year old than most grown men do. He was going to propose!

And then his relationship with Hannah. At the ripe old age of 19, Ethan steps into a fatherly role for his girlfriend's kid sister, and he fucking kills it. If he is devoted to Lex, he's protective of Hannah. He dies trying to fight off people that want to hurt her.

The first time we see him in Yellowjacket, he's trying to cheer Hannah up after her shop class accident. On Hannah's birthday, he takes her out to Pizza Pete's even though he doesn't have the money to spare. She is a priority to him. He even wears a little birthday celebration crown.

On top of that, he's a decent guy. Yes, he's not above threatening people or stealing, but his heart is always in the right place when he does it. He puts the effort into his relationship. He is shown apologizing when he fucks up and recognizing his mistakes. He saves Lex and Hannah's life's at the end of Yellowjacket.

Great, right? No. Not great. The narrative is consistently ruining his life.

He dies in Black Friday. Dies in a brutal way while being ambushed for a doll that he didn't have. He actually dies for nothing. And his very last words are "I'll get you to California, Lex. That way you don't gotta cry so much no more." Was Lex in the room? No. He was hallucinating her. Fucking devastating.

And then, his face gets worn by a dark god to torment Hannah. Hannah, one of the people he cared most about, is being toyed with by something wearing Ethan's face. You just know he's watching in the afterlife feeling utterly powerless.

There are timelines where Ethan and Lex accept larger jail sentences so that Hannah isn't left alone. He is not related to Hannah, or Lex. He has no real obligation to do that. He chooses to, for Hannah's sake. And has to spend years in jail.

In Yellowjacket, after all they've been through, after he bought the damn ring, the girls just leave him behind. He gets broken up with via a note while they escape to California. And you know it's for the better, you know it's for his own safety, but it still hurts.

There was even supposed to be a Nightmare Time episode where he comes back from the dead Pet-Cemetery style, murders Hannah, and then is tortured for eternity?? But then the Langs were like "No, actually, everyone would hate this." and thank God because Ethan does not need that on his plate.

Look at this. "We caught you a poki-man." He's too good I miss him so much.

This poor guy does nothing wrong and is constantly being punished. I need in my bones to have a universe where he marries Lex and they get custody of Hannah.

[everlongmoxie]

Another Starkid × Beatles idea I had. I think it came out good!

Song: Magical Mystery Tour - The Beatles

[factual-entropy]