Rule 1 - Post the rules. Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones. Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.
Who is your favourite artist, not music, painting and such things?
Alphonse Mucha, in all his art-nouveau wonder.
If you could be a cake, what cake would you be?
Oh my lord Helen. That being said - I do believe I'm a carrot cake. Like, I personally think I have quite a carrot cake personality. Which is potentially a very negative thing to say about myself. But I like carrot cake. So, boo.
What is your party piece/trick?
I can do palm-readings. Or you could just give me a drink and see where the night takes me, I am great at inappropriately climbing things.
What’s your karaoke anthem?
Toss up between Blue Suede Shoes and Superstition.
If you had a time machine, would you forwards or backwards and why?
...backwards. Because if I went forwards and saw that civilization or suchlike had totally gone to shit I don't even know where I'd start trying to stop it, or if I'd even have the balls to do anything. I'll never be a companion.
Favourite song lyric?
'...leave all your love and your loathing behind you can't carry it with you if you want to survive' - Dog Days Are Over (Florence + the Machine)
If you are a boy, would you like to try being a girl and vice versa, and why?
Nah I think I'd be pretty bad at being a lad, I'd definitely have been obliged to get into a fight by now and I like not having to worry about my facial hair growing in patchy.
Favourite holiday memory?
Had so many. Latest one has to be Rome - me and Helen went looking for the Colosseum the night we arrived and just had the greatest moment of coming over the top of a park hill and it was literally right before us, all lit up, so we just started screaming and ran down the hill like excited five year olds :)
Which fictional planet would you like to live on?
Just realised I've cocked the question numbers up, ah well. I wanna live on Naboo, that place is gorgeous.
Favourite Novel?
THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST DIFFICULT QUESTION YOU COULD ASK ME AHHHHHH *face melts off like the ark of the covenant* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...I'm gonna go with To Kill a Mockingbird. I've been here half an hour and I don't remember how to be happy.
If you were a superhero, what would your name be and what power’s would you have?
My name would be Jessica and I would have powers of SUPER INAPPROPRIATENESS oh wait I already have that well guess I'm a superhero, self validation complete. Don't pity me.
Tagged by the lovely Helen, check out her blog RIGHT THE HELL NOW.
My questions:
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What did you want to be when you grew up?
What is your favourite quote?
Which historical character would you like to have dinner with - and then painfully kill by poisoning their meal, thereby avoiding the inevitable donkey punch of the butterfly effect. This is both a question and a statement. Essentially, who do you consider the biggest douchebag in history?
It is the zombie apocalypse. We all knew this was coming. What is your weapon of choice and where do you choose to hide/regroup/attack?
What is you favourite colour?
If you were an element, which would you be and why?
YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE. You have time to grab ONE ITEM, what is it? (Your family and pets etc are fine by the way, it ain't that kind of quiz, THEY GOOD)
What is your starsign?
Tag-ees, hope some of you guys don't mind I went on a random tagging spree but these blogs are fantastic, check them out!: walls-ofdreaming, bardotwitches, winterfellwillrise (as if youd be getting away with not doing this), kimmariee93, amethystandwine, wolfsmilk, altarofthesky, chimericaloutlier, westernwarfare, patheticpussy, myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours
