Aug 9
If anyone’s gonna be the cautionary tale it’s gonna be ME
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If anyone’s gonna be the cautionary tale it’s gonna be ME
AUUGHHHHH top ten heartbreaks is realizing ur little bean freshman grew up 🥺
I’m automatically better than Dracula bc I’d NEVER give up my castle in the middle of the woods to go live in the middle of dusty ass dirty ass Victorian London, like u could not pay me enough to leave my wolves and walk around on streets full of piss and vomit like come off it mate
Hey girlypop I know you have your suspicions of me being fae or wtv and ur so valid for that and I love u and ur heard but please put the horseshoe away, it looks rusty and idk if I’m willing to take tetanus for the team
Hey twin so uh about what I said last night you know I hope you know that it was a mere madness that took hold of me. Yeah I’m totally not planning on stealing your name. No no, don’t even worry about that, that’s fae shit and I’m obviously…obviously not a fae… hahaha…
I JUST SLAMMED OUT A 1500 WORD ESSAY IN 2 HRS Y’ALL CANNOT SAY SHIT TO MEEEEE. NOTHING. NADA. ZIP. ZILCH. NOTHING
My status is unhappily single, I’m fine w my life rn and ik im hot shit but i fear i be yearning
I have no idea why this is, not shaming anyone but just confused, like I read fanfics and they’re like “he tasted like *insert character description*” how tf does one taste like their personality?? Like a concept??