#im funny

[wheelycutegirl]

Chat am I cooked? (Fire alarms have been going off for hours. Smoke has filled the entire building. I am nothing but a pile of ash).

[wheelycutegirl]

If I had a tiny, pocket sized version of trump I'd tie him to the blade of a ceiling fan and turn it on high

[chrxssrawwrj]

my bronouns are ball/sack

[sim-with-the-stars]

me after saying goodnight and then typing out 69 more posts

[67kckels]

omw to wembley.. goodbye britain, hello london 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[cronenbergfag]

Project boneyard more like project boner right guys

[digital-diaryy]

The Les in Lestat is short for Lesbian rights

[clementinecalls]

abel in when i think about the future… for some reason