Bared Teeth Incorrect Quotes:
Warning! Some of these might be inconsistent, but I tried my hardest😁! Also this is a 18+ game so even though none of this is explicitly nsfw, minors BEGONE
MC: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.
MC: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
*Riese laughing in the background while Theo rethinks his life choices*
MC: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
MC: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
MC: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
MC: You know how I roll.
MC, to Theo: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.
MC, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
MC: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
MC: *punches wall*
MC:
MC to Theo: Take me to the hospital.
Theo: Okay, truth or dare?
MC: Truth
Theo: How many hours have you slept this week?
MC:
MC: ...Dare
Theo: Go to bed.
MC: I don’t like this game.
Theo: Hey MC, I just realized that I only ever see you awake. Do you ever shut down or stop running?
MC: Oh, I’m always running.
MC: The question is from what
MC: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Theo: Just rip the bandage off.
MC: It’s Riese.
Theo: Put the bandage back on.
Theo: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Theo, to MC, after getting them lost in the woods: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Theo: Some of you [*looks at everyone, but MC*] may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Theo: Someone will die.
Riese: Of fun!
Theo, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Riese, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Riese: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Theo:
Theo: Riese, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Riese: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Riese: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Riese: Well MC you know what I always say, if you can’t beat them, dress better than them.
Riese: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
MC: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
MC: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Riese: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
MC: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
Riese: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
MC: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Riese, desperately, as MC bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
MC: Oh! B positive.
Riese: DON’T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
MC:
MC: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Theo: Wasn't Riese with you?
Riese: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
MC: We need to get through this locked door. Riese, give me your credit card.
Riese: Here.
MC, pocketing it: Thanks. Theo, kick down the door.
Theo, trying to ask MC out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Riese: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?