#barista stuff

[starboundbeauty]

hello here’s some rosettas i’ve done recently 💕

[mintgoth]

being a barista has given me the ability to know exactly who you are by your appearance and what kind of drink you order.

oh, you’re an upper middle class mom of three, your name is probably Karen or Shannon, and you have a Louis bag? i have already started making your venti extra shot, extra hot, no foam skinny vanilla latte

alright, you’re a business man in his mid to late thirties, big chunky watch and a tie that borders on a combination of his take on “wacky” and “classy”. here’s your venti dark roast with no room, Mark

ah, you’re a chick in your early twenties, you’ve got bags under your eyes and your hair is in a hastily tied bun. don’t worry, Katelyn, your cold brew with almond milk is waiting for you down at the end of the bar

oh okay, you’re a guy in his early twenties wearing a supreme shirt, a pair of classic vans, and you’ve been clutching your sticker-covered longboard this whole time. your black iced coffee is right in front of you, Jake

what’s this? a cute lil’ kid wearing pink overalls and sparkly sneakers? im drawing a bunny face on the lid of your frappucino as we speak

what’s thi- oh!!! EXCUSE ME!!! you’re a little DOG!!!! IS IT TIME FOR A PUPPACINO?!??!?

[offbrandbarista]

“they be the homies”

[s-l-0-w-l-y]

Just got a .05$ tip from a guy who payed with a 100 dollar bill and wore cufflinks worth more than what I make in two weeks

[offbrandvines]

[moryera]

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

[revflower]

drive thru starbucks are straight up EVIL and UNNATURAL!

[anthropnea]

Some of my coworkers asked me why I didn’t apply to the shift lead position because they thought I’d be good at it. I wish I could if I had the time but I’m glad they see me that way. Probably one of the biggest compliments I’ve been given.