#barneystinsonkin

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My name is Barney Stinson and I love my husband Ted Moseby and my wife Robin Sherbatsky and my husband Marshall Erikson and my wife Lily Aldren and our 4 kids and our dog and our cat

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Being Barney Stinson and also an actual minor is the fucking worst lmao

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hey I'm Barney Stinson from himym and Robin was the love of my fucking life there's no goddamn way in hell we would've gotten divorced, fuck, we worked through our issues, fuck the entire show I'm not a plot device fuck for fucks sake

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I'm kin w Barney Stinson and I am 100% sure I will never find my canonmates and that hurts. I miss them all so much.