#himymkin

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hey I'm Barney Stinson from himym and Robin was the love of my fucking life there's no goddamn way in hell we would've gotten divorced, fuck, we worked through our issues, fuck the entire show I'm not a plot device fuck for fucks sake

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i'm kin w/ barney from how i met your mother and i hate it because it's such a problematic show and i was such a vile disgusting person to be. people tell me "it's okay, it wasn't barney's fault he was like that" but it was it was all me i did have a choice but i went down the wrong path anyway. while i was married to robin i cheated on her five times. five. times. and the worst part???? i have more memories of sleeping with those women than i do with her!! i'm fucking disgusting